Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 16 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: As of next week, I work mornings. I tried to start modifying my sleep pattern this morning by setting an alarm for half nine. After two semi-conscious hours of watching Frasier and Jeremy Kyle I am utterly fucking dead right now. Does anyone have tips besides gradually making my alarm earlier each day? And more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: And more Lots of pot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Lots of pot? Espresso! I wouldn't leave the house without tanning at least 12. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 I agree with Shandon. A lot of coffee. Tbh the best tactic is to just get up, have a lot of coffee, get through the first day then go to bed that night a wee bit earlier and by day 2 you will be used to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 I happened to encounter a group of middle aged women hitting the streets of Edinburgh on Saturday night, this being 'Club Debbie', a group of random strangers from Aberdeen who got together just because they're all called Debbie. Have any P&Bers ever gone out on the piss in another city with their completely random namesakes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 I don't drink coffee. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I happened to encounter a group of middle aged women hitting the streets of Edinburgh on Saturday night, this being 'Club Debbie', a group of random strangers from Aberdeen who got together just because they're all called Debbie. Have any P&Bers ever gone out on the piss in another city with their completely random namesakes? Good idea for lonely people who don't like getting told to get a fucking hobby and join a club to meet people. Just met my cousin who's late sixties and used to go out with a rambling club but can't anymore since her hip op. She's miserable and stuck at home on her own in some godforsaken Aberdeenshire village. Not sure if she would go along with the idea though, more coffee and cakes type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 I don't drink coffee. Start. Coffee tastes great, makes you feel good and is good for you (probably). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Start. Coffee tastes great, makes you feel good and is good for you (probably). It tastes and smells disgusting, it gives you the shits and is extremely bad for you. f**k off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 It tastes and smells disgusting, it gives you the shits and is extremely bad for you. f**k off. It also makes your breath smell disgusting. If you smoke and drink coffee your breath smells like someone has taken a shit in it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 It also makes your breath smell disgusting. If you smoke and drink coffee your breath smells like someone has taken a shit in it. Your shit isn't right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I happened to encounter a group of middle aged women hitting the streets of Edinburgh on Saturday night, this being 'Club Debbie', a group of random strangers from Aberdeen who got together just because they're all called Debbie. Debbie Does Drylaw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Your shit isn't right. Smells like your breath gadge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: Start. Coffee tastes great, makes you feel good and is good for you (probably). I quite like it when the mood takes me but can take it or leave it. I've never ever felt the so called caffeine hit everyone goes on about! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 16 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It tastes and smells disgusting, it gives you the shits and is extremely bad for you. f**k off. Apart from the fact it could keep you awake when consumed at the wrong time and can cause anxiety it's a bit of a wonder drug. Slashes your risk of strokes, diabetes and cancer, increases stamina during exercise, increases semen volume, improves reaction time, improves logic and reasoning and of course keeps you regular. if you don't like the taste, mix espresso with some cream or ice cream, or maybe milk and ice cubes. Or with liquers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Apart from the fact it could keep you awake when consumed at the wrong time and can cause anxiety it's a bit of a wonder drug. Slashes your risk of strokes, diabetes and cancer, increases stamina during exercise, increases semen volume, improves reaction time, improves logic and reasoning and of course keeps you regular. if you don't like the taste, mix espresso with some cream or ice cream, or maybe milk and ice cubes. Or with liquers. f**k, we're not back to milk cubes are we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: f**k, we're not back to milk cubes are we? Is there such a thing? Sounds a bit deviant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Is there such a thing? Sounds a bit deviant. I think Melanius* may have attempted to make milk cubes (ice cubes with milk). They turned out shite, didn't really melt correctly. Can't recall why he tried but it could have been the next big thing, he thought. * apologies if it was someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: I think Melanius* may have attempted to make milk cubes (ice cubes with milk). They turned out shite, didn't really melt correctly. Can't recall why he tried but it could have been the next big thing, he thought. * apologies if it was someone else. In anywhere other than Dundee he'd be locked up but such are the outrageous activities of the locals his green trousers, mushroom suppers and icy milk milk is positively under the radar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 46 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Apart from the fact it could keep you awake when consumed at the wrong time and can cause anxiety it's a bit of a wonder drug. Slashes your risk of strokes, diabetes and cancer, increases stamina during exercise, increases semen volume, improves reaction time, improves logic and reasoning and of course keeps you regular. if you don't like the taste, mix espresso with some cream or ice cream, or maybe milk and ice cubes. Or with liquers. I never drink coffee yet I have a perfectly good payload of semen. Another reason to avoid coffee I suppose, as I wouldn’t want to be spurting out monster loads, although the couch is leather and the floors are wood, so clean up wouldn’t be as messy as it could be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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