BFTD Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: This has probably been asked before, but why are women so even more crabbit than normal first thing in the morning? Your missus has probably had a conversation today about how you're being crabbit about her being crabbit, so she's leaving you be to complain to your fantasy football friends on the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 When a Guide Dog shites in the street who picks it up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Does anyone remember an advert for kitkat that had a football manager trying to explain how he wants his team to play, but the team was full of non English speaking players, and the manager sat down to eat a kitkat with the legendary “have a break” slogan turned to a young lad after struggling to get his point across and said “it wasn’t like this in my day” and the young lad said “si senor”. I thought it was Terry Venables? I’ve looked on YouTube but can’t find it. Can anyone please help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 17 minutes ago, Wacky said: Does anyone remember an advert for kitkat that had a football manager trying to explain how he wants his team to play, but the team was full of non English speaking players, and the manager sat down to eat a kitkat with the legendary “have a break” slogan turned to a young lad after struggling to get his point across and said “it wasn’t like this in my day” and the young lad said “si senor”. I thought it was Terry Venables? I’ve looked on YouTube but can’t find it. Can anyone please help? Starts at 3:04 here mate Looks just to be an actor - a Scottish one - who I don’t recognize other than he looks a bit like Andy Gray (fitba, rather than City Lights) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: Starts at 3:04 here mate Looks just to be an actor - a Scottish one - who I don’t recognize other than he looks a bit like Andy Gray (fitba, rather than City Lights) It's Ron Donachie. Ron Donachie - Wikipedia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Needed a new mattress so decided to make the most of this ridiculous americanised pish that is black Friday. Mrs Empty made a decision on the premium cooling Emma mattress, never had one of these hybrid mattress in a box things, anybody got any experience of them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Empty It said: Needed a new mattress so decided to make the most of this ridiculous americanised pish that is black Friday. Mrs Empty made a decision on the premium cooling Emma mattress, never had one of these hybrid mattress in a box things, anybody got any experience of them? We’ve had a Casper for a few years now. I remember getting it up the stairs on my own was an utter b*****d as it weighed a ton. Takes a while for the odour to disappear off them as well. Apart from that it does what it says on the tin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Starts at 3:04 here mate Looks just to be an actor - a Scottish one - who I don’t recognize other than he looks a bit like Andy Gray (fitba, rather than City Lights) 39 minutes ago, GordonD said: It's Ron Donachie. Ron Donachie - Wikipedia Brilliant guys. Thanks for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: When a Guide Dog shites in the street who picks it up? This has been done to death on here - they’re trained to shite in the gutter. How they manage to time it between cars is a whole other issue that seemingly remains unresolved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Why is there nowhere available in the UK to watch all the episodes of 24 hours in police custody, is there some legal thing behind this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Any tips on somewhere to get some scran close to the SECC/Hydro on Friday evening? Somewhere for a pint as well. Nothing too fancy. Pub grub would be ideal. Italian is another favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithers Jones Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Left Back said: Any tips on somewhere to get some scran close to the SECC/Hydro on Friday evening? Somewhere for a pint as well. Nothing too fancy. Pub grub would be ideal. Italian is another favourite. It's been a couple of years since I've been in, but The Strip Joint was decent for beers and food. 5 mins from SECC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 On 26/11/2023 at 08:01, Melanius Mullarkay said: Wait what? Where does this happen? The boy is a bit of a melt. He has been known to take his pet snake out to Camperdown and the likes on a lead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 12 minutes ago, Left Back said: Any tips on somewhere to get some scran close to the SECC/Hydro on Friday evening? Somewhere for a pint as well. Nothing too fancy. Pub grub would be ideal. Italian is another favourite. Lebowskis 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 14 minutes ago, Left Back said: Any tips on somewhere to get some scran close to the SECC/Hydro on Friday evening? Somewhere for a pint as well. Nothing too fancy. Pub grub would be ideal. Italian is another favourite. We were at Pete Tong last week, most of the nearby hotels wouldn’t take walk-ins, only pre-bookings. Randomly we ended up in India Quay for a quite magnificent buffet upstairs. You can have as much (me) or as little as you needed (Mrs a-p mkII) and it did the job just fine. And once in, avoid the Hydro wine. It seems to have gained a near mythical status for a weird chemically induced drunkenness and hangovers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Smithers Jones said: It's been a couple of years since I've been in, but The Strip Joint was decent for beers and food. 5 mins from SECC. If I suggest taking Mrs B to somewhere called the strip joint I suspect a divorce could be on the cards. ETA she’d already seen the strip joint and it was on her list. 9 minutes ago, mathematics said: Lebowskis Looked at that. Seems a struggle to get a booking in the evening. Edited November 27, 2023 by Left Back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithers Jones Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Left Back said: If I suggest taking Mrs B to somewhere called the strip joint I suspect a divorce could be on the cards. Looked at that. Seems a struggle to get a booking in the evening. I remember a few folk having to explain their company credit card spend in there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Left Back said: We’ve had a Casper for a few years now. I remember getting it up the stairs on my own was an utter b*****d as it weighed a ton. Takes a while for the odour to disappear off them as well. Should have bought a new one instead of lifting a pish-stained one from somebody's garden. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 hours ago, alta-pete said: This has been done to death on here - they’re trained to shite in the gutter. How they manage to time it between cars is a whole other issue that seemingly remains unresolved. Can you train other, pet, dugs to do this and why doesn't it happen? Signed Old Brown Shoe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 24 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Can you train other, pet, dugs to do this and why doesn't it happen? Signed Old Brown Shoe With enough motivation you can train a dug to most simple tasks. Do you need someone to help you navigate the streets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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