raith1974 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Sorry but who is George Fraser? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGuigan1978 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, raith1974 said: Sorry but who is George Fraser? He was the Chairman of the Lowland League who vociferously campaigned for the inclusion of the Old Firm B teams 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 15 minutes ago, McGuigan1978 said: Absolutely in bits at some of the posts, I’m not sure any of them make any sense. They read like they’ve been written by AI. Really enjoyed this answer they had for what was apparently a frequently asked question - To be fair, a shite twitter AI scraping text from wiki might do better in interviews than John Sim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, McGuigan1978 said: Absolutely in bits at some of the posts, I’m not sure any of them make any sense. They read like they’ve been written by AI. Really enjoyed this answer they had for what was apparently a frequently asked question - The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... Edited December 31, 2022 by Against The Machine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr November Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Ro Sham Bo said: Can't see Murray hanging around long if this is the way we're headed. He had to deal with similar in his first two full (well, COVID shortened but he was in charge for all of it) seasons with Airdrie. We had Stuart Millar as Director of Football and the initial signings seemed to be a mix of guys Murray knew and liked and players clearly brought in by Millar. There wasn't really many weird signings that season to be fair, just a few shite ones. The following season was when we had the odd signings of Thomas Robert, Griffin Sabatini and then a couple of the worst players we've had in recent years from the same agent in Eoghan Stokes, Harlain Mbayo. We also had the McKay brothers, Paul and Jack, who's dad was an agent and there was constant rumours about Murray being forced to play them. To be honest, it wasn't until his last season that Murray was able to finally build his own squad, with only a handful of players being kept from the year before, and it was by far the best team of his Airdrie tenure. I'd like to think for his sake that he'd know he struggles when having shite players foisted upon him (who wouldn't?) but who knows what he'll do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Under the banner "SCIENTIFIC FACTS", there's a promise that "Scientists compiled a study for the assessment of the "Football Se7en" 10 second challenges developed by Evro Football Pro. The aim of the research is to establish the suitability of the exercises for the technical development of a football player." That's it, by the way. Just the one page long SCIENCE.pdf. Seriously, if this Michael Dellios (tool) is involved in any way, he's needing chased pronto. Spoiler Shouldn't the 'Football Se7en' just be Brad Pitt screaming "Who's in the box? Who's in the box!?" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, Against The Machine said: The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... Some effort to build a whole fake business around the efforts of trying to get your son a playing gig in football. Now his plan is to destroy an actual football club in pursuit of the same objective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryBumpkin Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, Against The Machine said: The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... This is wonderful, its a shame they went with the medal approach to grading instead of letters, a platinum level bellend isn't as entertaining as a grade A bellend, of which anyone taking part in this "mind and body" football nonsense clearly is. 46 keepy-uppies with your strong foot and 15 push ups, well fucking done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGuigan1978 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, Against The Machine said: The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... This is absolutely sensational stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryBumpkin Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 minute ago, McGuigan1978 said: This is absolutely sensational stuff Please do a feature piece on this when A View from the Terrace returns Especially the "science" part, that is just amazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel8 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Ro Sham Bo said: Can't see Murray hanging around long if this is the way we're headed. Well at least it’s not all bad then I suppose… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachbum Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 All we need now is another John Sim rant and we'll know we're truly fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGuigan1978 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Burst out laughing at the keepie-uppy update - “Players claimed to have reached 45 or even 47” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairney Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Can’t say that I’m overly filled with confidence, about this buyout, after reading more about their football connections. However, I’m also quite concerned about where we’re left if things fall through (as they often seem to for Rovers) and a sale doesn’t go through… if Sim sees himself as having one foot out the door or an exit strategy in place, and it doesn’t come to fruition, what happens next? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 I’m pretty certain that your body does not work better when you’re fucking starving but I look forward to seeing how an emaciated Sam Stanton gets on. The whole Tips section is a goldmine of crackpottery. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: I’m pretty certain that your body does not work better when you’re fucking starving but I look forward to seeing how an emaciated Sam Stanton gets on. The whole Tips section is a goldmine of crackpottery. Hahaha! f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 9 hours ago, pub car king said: I'll get the buckets and the banners out again. Awww! No the buckets again! Can’t we just go bust and do a Clydebank? At least I’d never have to hear about our labyrinthine corporate structure again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 This is some sort of weird Scientology/life coaching crossover with football, isn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryBumpkin Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: I’m pretty certain that your body does not work better when you’re fucking starving but I look forward to seeing how an emaciated Sam Stanton gets on. The whole Tips section is a goldmine of crackpottery. I can just see Lewis Vaughan's specialist berating him as he goes under the knife for a 4th time for going to sleep on a full stomach as the cause of his ligament damage 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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