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15 minutes ago, McGuigan1978 said:

Absolutely in bits at some of the posts, I’m not sure any of them make any sense. They read like they’ve been written by AI. 

Really enjoyed this answer they had for what was apparently a frequently asked question - 

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To be fair, a shite twitter AI scraping text from wiki might do better in interviews than John Sim.

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20 minutes ago, McGuigan1978 said:

Absolutely in bits at some of the posts, I’m not sure any of them make any sense. They read like they’ve been written by AI. 

Really enjoyed this answer they had for what was apparently a frequently asked question - 

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The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. 

Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. 

Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... 

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1 hour ago, Ro Sham Bo said:

Can't see Murray hanging around long if this is the way we're headed. 

 

He had to deal with similar in his first two full (well, COVID shortened but he was in charge for all of it) seasons with Airdrie. We had Stuart Millar as Director of Football and the initial signings seemed to be a mix of guys Murray knew and liked and players clearly brought in by Millar. There wasn't really many weird signings that season to be fair, just a few shite ones. The following season was when we had the odd signings of Thomas Robert, Griffin Sabatini and then a couple of the worst players we've had in recent years from the same agent in Eoghan Stokes, Harlain Mbayo. We also had the McKay brothers, Paul and Jack, who's dad was an agent and there was constant rumours about Murray being forced to play them. 

To be honest, it wasn't until his last season that Murray was able to finally build his own squad, with only a handful of players being kept from the year before, and it was by far the best team of his Airdrie tenure. I'd like to think for his sake that he'd know he struggles when having shite players foisted upon him (who wouldn't?) but who knows what he'll do. 

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Under the banner "SCIENTIFIC FACTS", there's a promise that "Scientists compiled a study for the assessment of the "Football Se7en" 10 second challenges developed by Evro Football Pro. The aim of the research is to establish the suitability of the exercises for the technical development of a football player."

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That's it, by the way. Just the one page long SCIENCE.pdf. 

Seriously, if this Michael Dellios (tool) is involved in any way, he's needing chased pronto. 

Spoiler

Shouldn't the 'Football Se7en' just be Brad Pitt screaming "Who's in the box? Who's in the box!?" 

 

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12 minutes ago, Against The Machine said:

The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. 

Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. 

Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... 

Some effort to build a whole fake business around the efforts of trying to get your son a playing gig in football. Now his plan is to destroy an actual football club in pursuit of the same objective.

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12 minutes ago, Against The Machine said:

The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. 

Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. 

Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... 

This is wonderful, its a shame they went with the medal approach to grading instead of letters, a platinum level bellend isn't as entertaining as a grade A bellend, of which anyone taking part in this "mind and body" football nonsense clearly is. 46 keepy-uppies with your strong foot and 15 push ups, well fucking done. 

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14 minutes ago, Against The Machine said:

The website is better. It promises a blend of Eastern mysticism and Carlo Ancelotti. 

Also, if you can do 46 keepy-uppies then you're a Platinum. A Platinum what, you ask? Unclear. You can get a Bronze in POWER by doing fifteen push-ups, though. Revolutionary. 

Edit: There are videos! https://www.mindgoalsfootball.com/videos I won't spoil them, you should enjoy them free of context, but you'll never guess who the only player to reach Platinum was... 

This is absolutely sensational stuff 

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Can’t say that I’m overly filled with confidence, about this buyout, after reading more about their football connections.
However, I’m also quite concerned about where we’re left if things fall through (as they often seem to for Rovers) and a sale doesn’t go through… if Sim sees himself as having one foot out the door or an exit strategy in place, and it doesn’t come to fruition, what happens next?

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9 hours ago, pub car king said:

I'll get the buckets and the banners out again. 

Awww! No the buckets again! Can’t we just go bust and do a Clydebank? At least I’d never have to hear about our labyrinthine corporate structure again.

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5 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

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I’m pretty certain that your body does not work better when you’re fucking starving but I look forward to seeing how an emaciated Sam Stanton gets on.

The whole Tips section is a goldmine of crackpottery. 

I can just see Lewis Vaughan's specialist berating him as he goes under the knife for a 4th time for going to sleep on a full stomach as the cause of his ligament damage 

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