Fudge Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I have a new hero, i hope you didnt use your own phone for that. I did. It's a contract phone in my dad's name and he went mental at me when he found out. A couple of years before that I was also once egged on (by a group of equally drunken friends) to send in a picture of my penis. I did and the preseneter said I had a 'mighty fine head' and I strutted around feeling on top of the world for about 3 days afterwards. Unsurprisingly, I was a virgin at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I did. It's a contract phone in my dad's name and he went mental at me when he found out. A couple of years before that I was also once egged on (by a group of equally drunken friends) to send in a picture of my penis. I did and the preseneter said I had a 'mighty fine head' and I strutted around feeling on top of the world for about 3 days afterwards. Unsurprisingly, I was a virgin at the time. Surprisingly you are no longer. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Surprisingly you are no longer. B) I'm as shocked as you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I was looking through freeview the other day, and there seems to be a new tv channel, that's sorta like babestation but silent. Anyone know it's name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm as shocked as you are. Bet you didn't struggle to pop your cork in under 15 minutes then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Bet you didn't struggle to pop your cork in under 15 minutes then. I'm taking a bit of a hammering here, so I will look to boost my street cred by revealing I lost my virginity with a 23 year old Danish girl when I was 17 (almost 18 in truth). 15 mins is generous though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I found my virginity a few year ago after a lengthy spell on the sidelines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) I'm taking a bit of a hammering here, so I will look to boost my street cred by revealing I lost my virginity with a 23 year old Danish girl when I was 17 (almost 18 in truth).15 mins is generous though Even with foreplay your timeframe is generous in the extreme. Edited June 26, 2009 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I did. It's a contract phone in my dad's name and he went mental at me when he found out. A couple of years before that I was also once egged on (by a group of equally drunken friends) to send in a picture of my penis. I did and the preseneter said I had a 'mighty fine head' and I strutted around feeling on top of the world for about 3 days afterwards. Unsurprisingly, I was a virgin at the time. with stories like that you actually wonder why your getting a pounding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 with stories like that you actually wonder why your not getting a pounding? I know that's what you meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 with stories like that you actually wonder why your getting a pounding? I don't mind people having a laugh at my expense, because looking back at them I laugh heartily as well. I'm not a sensitive wee soul! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Here, Babestation was alright. Did the job when the right burds were on (namely a rather buxom burd called Dani O'Neill).I was once texted in, it took ages for it to appear on-screen though. What did you text in? I would reveal what me and my mates texted in once but it would take rather a lot of explaining. Apparently its on during the day as well Yup, there are millions of those channels! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Idiot Bástard Son Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Womans peak 39. I was once seeing a female quite a bit older than me. She was in her late 30s and I can vouch for the above piece of information as she was an unbelievable shag. Like a few that have already posted on here, I'm in the middle of a fallow period and yes, saying that sex is overrated....well a libido is wasted on anyone who thinks that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Someone from Airdrie's Section B text into Rabbit Text and Date one night. We've never fucking laughed so hard in our lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Someone from Airdrie's Section B text into Rabbit Text and Date one night. We've never fucking laughed so hard in our lives. Did he use a Section B related pseudonym, or mention them in his text? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Someone from Airdrie's Section B text into Rabbit Text and Date one night. We've never fucking laughed so hard in our lives. What was the give away it was a Section B member? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Idiot Bástard Son Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 What was the give away it was a Section B member? Probably that Nazi gear was for football matches only...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Someone from Airdrie's Section B text into Rabbit Text and Date one night. We've never fucking laughed so hard in our lives. You stay in and watch Rabbit Text and Date? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Did he use a Section B related pseudonym, or mention them in his text? What was the give away it was a Section B member? His name started with "SecB" and his message said he was from Airdrie. You stay in and watch Rabbit Text and Date? No, not recently, although when you have a small baby and you're up in the early hours, you'll watch anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 You stay in and watch Rabbit Text and Date? When I'm bored I watch that or the Jewellery Channel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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