mjw Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 What age do you stop having sex with your wife? I mean, does there ever come a point where you just aren't interested and can potentially go months/years without getting your hole/waxing the dolphin?Two years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 A guy at my work said he preferred a cup of tea to sex. He's dead now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Yes. Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky55 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 A guy at my work said he preferred a cup of tea to sex. He's dead now. He should have let it cool down first, according to a mate. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Read a survey recently that said the Swiss were the most satisfied in the world with their sex lives. I can only assume that this is because they have the absolute lowest standards in the world in what can be described as a satisfying sex life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Read a survey recently that said the Swiss were the most satisfied in the world with their sex lives. I can only assume that this is because they have the absolute lowest standards in the world in what can be described as a satisfying sex life. Even the worst shag seems cracking when you're rolling around in Nazi gold and smearing melted Toblerone on each other. (I'm assuming this is why you moved there, yes?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Read a survey recently that said the Swiss were the most satisfied in the world with their sex lives. Attempting to link this to the thread title, the British probably hype sex far more than those on the continent who generally have a much more laid back and open approach to it all. This is partly why we have high levels of school pregnancy from teenagers who get the impression or expect that it's the best thing since sliced bread. Right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Even the worst shag seems cracking when you're rolling around in Nazi gold and smearing melted Toblerone on each other. (I'm assuming this is why you moved there, yes?) I prefer Läderach to Toblerone, but essentially yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Attempting to link this to the thread title, the British probably hype sex far more than those on the continent who generally have a much more laid back and open approach to it all. This is partly why we have high levels of school pregnancy from teenagers who get the impression or expect that it's the best thing since sliced bread. Right? Switzerland is a strange place. Attitudes towards sex are fairly conservative for the most part. I know of young couples who view sex as an entirely functional thing, to the extent that they plan in advance exactly which 4 nights per month they will use for that purpose. That being said, the attitude towards things like one night stands and sexual promiscuity are incredibly mature when compared to the UK, which I think is why they are far more careful when it comes to those things happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 a much more laid back and open approach to it... It's more fun when you have to work hard to unlock the treasure. (I've just realised that sounds more rapey than I intended). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The OP is funny as f**k. *OAP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Switzerland is a strange place. Attitudes towards sex are fairly conservative for the most part. I know of young couples who view sex as an entirely functional thing, to the extent that they plan in advance exactly which 4 nights per month they will use for that purpose. That being said, the attitude towards things like one night stands and sexual promiscuity are incredibly mature when compared to the UK, which I think is why they are far more careful when it comes to those things happening. Per decade, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Per decade, Shirley? In time, I'm sure. Either way the lack of spontaneity involved seems pretty fucking joyless to me. Which maybe explains why the Swiss like it that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Switzerland is a strange place. Attitudes towards sex are fairly conservative for the most part. I know of young couples who view sex as an entirely functional thing, to the extent that they plan in advance exactly which 4 nights per month they will use for that purpose. That being said, the attitude towards things like one night stands and sexual promiscuity are incredibly mature when compared to the UK, which I think is why they are far more careful when it comes to those things happening. The Swiss aren't as promiscuous as folk in the UK, or they're more accepting of infidelity? Just curious. You do hear that shagging around is considered an inevitable part of married life in France, for example, but you never know how much truth there is in that stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 In time, I'm sure. Either way the lack of spontaneity involved seems pretty fucking joyless to me. Which maybe explains why the Swiss like it that way. What's French/German/Italian for "One night stand? I can fit you in on the 18th of April at 9pm"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 What's French/German/Italian for "One night stand? Dunno, but I believe that the Spanish for anal sex is "innuendo"....... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 "Can I fit in you on the 18th of April at 9pm"? Ftfy -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The Swiss aren't as promiscuous as folk in the UK, or they're more accepting of infidelity? Just curious. You do hear that shagging around is considered an inevitable part of married life in France, for example, but you never know how much truth there is in that stuff. Both, from what I can work out. They are definitely much less promiscuous and seem to look at infidelity on a far more logical level, from what I can work out. I don't really want to test that viewpoint any time soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 What's French/German/Italian for "One night stand? I can fit you in on the 18th of April at 9pm"? I'll be in Amsterdam on the 18th. The state I'll likely be in I'll be of no use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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