Distant Doonhamer Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 You know you're getting old when : The lady says, "would you like super sex ?" and you reply : "Oh, the soup would be fine, thanks".Classic Rikki Fulton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 I haven’t had sex since insemination took place in the second week of January. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 9 hours ago, throbber said: I haven’t had sex since insemination took place in the second week of January. We obviously need a new dedicated thread - "Throbber's Surrogacy Experience". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I haven’t had sex since insemination took place in the second week of January. Your right arm must resemble Popeye's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, AmeliaHarris said: I'm sure that sex is very important in everyone's life. When my wife and I quarrel I always go to the London escort agency to unwind. My wife doesn't know about this, since everything happens anonymously. This helps me to maintain our relationship and the experience I get with other girls helps me feel more confident in bed with my wife. We have two children and I don't feel guilty of that because my wife doesn't give me what I get from other girls. How do you see it, friends? Do you use escort services while in a relationship? Give us your Ashley Madison link and be away with you. ...I'll pass it on to my mate -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 27/06/2009 at 07:13, northfootie said: preggers sex is awesome,i romped the wife senseless more than a few times during pregnancy,and she was mega gagging for it,never seen her so horny my wife and i have been togehter for 20 years this year,and i would say our sexlife is probbaly better now than a few years back,we experiment a lot and do new things these days Still makes me laugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Oh, Amelia, that's a recipe for disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 What size shoes is Shandon? Looks about 3 or 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 29 minutes ago, AmeliaHarris said: I'm sure that sex is very important in everyone's life. When my wife and I quarrel I always go to the London escort agency to unwind. My wife doesn't know about this, since everything happens anonymously. This helps me to maintain our relationship and the experience I get with other girls helps me feel more confident in bed with my wife. We have two children and I don't feel guilty of that because my wife doesn't give me what I get from other girls. How do you see it, friends? Do you use escort services while in a relationship? Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: What size shoes is Shandon? Looks about 3 or 4. 10, you caterpillar murdering cunto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: 10, you caterpillar murdering cunto! Are they very far away? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are they very far away? No, I think you're experiencing cholera blindness from ingesting squirrel urine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 I'm sure that sex is very important in everyone's life. When my wife and I quarrel I always go to the London escort agency to unwind. My wife doesn't know about this, since everything happens anonymously. This helps me to maintain our relationship and the experience I get with other girls helps me feel more confident in bed with my wife. We have two children and I don't feel guilty of that because my wife doesn't give me what I get from other girls. How do you see it, friends? Do you use escort services while in a relationship?Can. Open. Worms. Everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 48 minutes ago, AmeliaHarris said: I'm sure that sex is very important in everyone's life. When my wife and I quarrel I always go to the London escort agency to unwind. My wife doesn't know about this, since everything happens anonymously. This helps me to maintain our relationship and the experience I get with other girls helps me feel more confident in bed with my wife. We have two children and I don't feel guilty of that because my wife doesn't give me what I get from other girls. How do you see it, friends? Do you use escort services while in a relationship? Naughty Moira. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Is it f**k overrated. I haven’t had my Nat King since St Patrick’s weekend because of lockdown and I’m ready to lose the fucking plot. f**k sake! I’m single, of course. Since then I have been talking to a lovely girl over WhatsApp and we both have a lot in common and have really hit it off. Can tell, subtly through the conversation, that we both really, really want to f*ck badly, but lockdown has prevented us. A modern romantic tragedy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 5, 2020 6 hours ago, DAFC. said: Is it f**k overrated. I haven’t had my Nat King since St Patrick’s weekend because of lockdown and I’m ready to lose the fucking plot. f**k sake! I’m single, of course. Since then I have been talking to a lovely girl over WhatsApp and we both have a lot in common and have really hit it off. Can tell, subtly through the conversation, that we both really, really want to f*ck badly, but lockdown has prevented us. A modern romantic tragedy. Is it definitely a genuine lady and not your mum just keeping your spirits up? 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 20 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Is it definitely a genuine lady and not your mum just keeping your spirits up? Right ye are, Sigmund Freud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Staying at a hotel and was interrupted mid-coitus by room service (they were quicker than expected). I couldn’t find any clothes or towels at all, except a pair of Mrs P’s leggings. Turns out leggings don’t do much to hide the old chap when it’s angry. Had to shove her into the bathroom where she was shrieking with laughter at my outfit as I had to go through the ritual of the room service laying out our meal, with a cackling wife locked in bathroom. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 05/06/2020 at 13:41, DAFC. said: Is it f**k overrated. I haven’t had my Nat King since St Patrick’s weekend because of lockdown and I’m ready to lose the fucking plot. f**k sake! I’m single, of course. Since then I have been talking to a lovely girl over WhatsApp and we both have a lot in common and have really hit it off. Can tell, subtly through the conversation, that we both really, really want to f*ck badly, but lockdown has prevented us. A modern romantic tragedy. Did you end up getting your end away or what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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