Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'll be in Amsterdam on the 18th. The state I'll likely be in I'll be of no use. Excellent. Tell your Mrs I'll phone to confirm my booking this afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Excellent. Tell your Mrs I'll phone to confirm my booking this afternoon. I read a report last year that stated prostitutes in Switzerland earn on average around £60k a year. It'll be an expensive two minutes, and from experience you won't get your money worth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I know of young couples who view sex as an entirely functional thing, to the extent that they plan in advance exactly which 4 nights per month they will use for that purpose. . Reminds me of that recent story where a serial sex offender has been let out on the condition that he provides police with the date, location and other half's identity a week or so in advance if he fancies any sexual antics. Therefore, I can only presume that Switzerland is a nation full of sex offenders released on licence, explaining: I read a report last year that stated prostitutes in Switzerland earn on average around £60k a year. Danger money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 In your endo! ^^^^^ Posted by your friendly local interpreter for the hard of thinking....... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Danger money. Wot, the original poster now heads out to Switzerland for a shag and a Toblerone? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Reminds me of that recent story where a serial sex offender has been let out on the condition that he provides police with the date, location and other half's identity a week or so in advance if he fancies any sexual antics. Therefore, I can only presume that Switzerland is a nation full of sex offenders released on licence, explaining: Danger money. I don't think sex crimes exist in Switzerland. They would be much too close to passionate for them to put up with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Both, from what I can work out. They are definitely much less promiscuous and seem to look at infidelity on a far more logical level, from what I can work out. I don't really want to test that viewpoint any time soon. No worries man, I wasn't really asking. Let me know if you change your mind, though. Reminds me of that recent story where a serial sex offender has been let out on the condition that he provides police with the date, location and other half's identity a week or so in advance if he fancies any sexual antics. Was I the only one thinking that the judge thought that guy was hawt, and wanted time to issue an order to get the place fitted out with cameras? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 What age do you stop having sex with your wife? I mean, does there ever come a point where you just aren't interested and can potentially go months/years without getting your hole/waxing the dolphin? She doesn't even both using that excuse anymore. You need to get her knocked up again going by her posts earlier in the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 You need to get her knocked up again going by her posts earlier in the thread. I work nights! Anyway, I don't think he was talking about us. He's probably trying to get you all wondering if your parents are still active. And now you are. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I can't believe this thread has only got to 9 pages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I can't believe this thread has only got to 9 pages. It's Pie & Bovril. You need experience to answer the question in the thread title. I suppose any advice should come from a VL-free site, so Mumsnet by definition would be a good shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Thats a bit harsh Hedgecutter most guys on here seem like men of the world with many experiences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I get so angry reading this title. I hope the op got punched, banned and then punched again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Do you have a club foot? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Do you have a club foot? The kid says “I like them. They look like Oor Wullie’s shoes”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Fudge the shagger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 43 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. You going tap dancing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 48 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Be ye hunting for treasure matey? 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Dont be dishing out any pie bootings with them on ffs Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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