smpar Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 If you get nervous, just imagine the audience members are all homeless people's cups. You'll smash it, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Best man at a wedding tomorrow. Had quite a few beverages tonight and can feel the hangover kicking in already. I have the fear... A couple of shower anecdotes from your amateur footballing days should break the ice m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Best man at a wedding tomorrow. Had quite a few beverages tonight and can feel the hangover kicking in already. I have the fear... #WDC. It's the only conceivable way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 #WDC. It's the only conceivable way. Is this your excuse for being up at this time Deeboy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 It is not, I've been on Early's the past week and my body decides that I now have quite a wait until the boozer opens. I can neither confirm nor deny if it will be a reason as to why I'm awake at this time tomorrow morning as of yet though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Former FIFA President Sepp Blatter talking of his ban from FIFA. He said: "I have killed nobody, I have not robbed a bank, I have not taken any money from anywhere and I was even treating well all my ex-girlfriends. "It's true. They defend me. One I was married to only for a few months and she is really defending me." I believe he never took bungs now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Former FIFA President Sepp Blatter talking of his ban from FIFA. He said: "I have killed nobody, I have not robbed a bank, I have not taken any money from anywhere and I was even treating well all my ex-girlfriends. "It's true. They defend me. One I was married to only for a few months and she is really defending me." I believe he never took bungs now. He didn't need to take bungs, with 5 star expenses and an estimated $6 million salary it was him doling out the bungs to keep his job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 The deaths of all those millions of slaves building the stadiums in Qatar are due to him (and everyone else who voted for Qatar). He didn't rob or take money it just kept mysteriously appearing in his account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 you posted photos of that scruffy moggy How very fucking dare you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Jakey bitch. Enjoy their day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'd check the fixture list to see if it's been postponed before heading off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Nah, hip flask full of whisky - Sorted. Half a joab, if your nerves are jangling as much as you say. Get ane o these, voddy in on side bottle o asda cola in the other. Have a good ane, Milly. You'll be fine, I'm sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm not nervous, just a bit rough. Cheers The hat will cure that also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm doing a Subcrawl today in celebration of me turning 26 (this Tuesday). Excited but slightly nervous about the holes Govan and Ibrox way. #vergeofbeers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm doing a Subcrawl today in celebration of me turning 26 (this Tuesday). Excited but slightly nervous about the holes Govan and Ibrox way. #vergeofbeers Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Why? I have an absolute baby face and an arguably posh accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Surprisingly, these are arguably the best stops on a Subcrawl. I would agree with this, we did a subcrawl a few years back for a pals hen night and had the best time out Ibrox/Govan way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I would agree with this, we did a subcrawl a few years back for a pals hen night and had the best time out Ibrox/Govan way May I enquire, do you possess a pair of shiny red trousers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 May I enquire, do you possess a pair of shiny red trousers? Nope! Definitely not - the hairs red but that's about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Nope! Definitely not - the hairs red but that's about it There was a young lady on a different subcrawl to ours a few years ago who wore said breeks. If it were you I was going to apologise on behalf of djchapsticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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