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Driver in the Viola Beach crash may have acted deliberately

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-35744255

 

I just read somewhere else that the nail in the coffin was that after crashing in to the canal the car was run over by an oil tanker. I'd wondered how the car looked so splatted after the 80 foot fall from the bridge.

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Tom Crosby looks like a c*nt as well.

Wait - is Doyle Tom Crosby? If so, Doyle, you look like a c*nt.

He does have a, certain, smugness about him. It's like he's just fucked the next door neighbours cat.

So, yes Mark, I'm with you on this one.

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I've moved office and get a glorious full wifi reception from the toilet.

Previous office must have had lead lined bogs or similar - no wifi as soon as your arse touched the seat of any bog scattered throughout the large building.

 

Handy for a five finger shuffle to pass some time.

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Earlier I saw a magpie with a whole samosa in its mouth. At the time I thought it was mildly amusing but, in hindsight, I'm a bit concerned.

Given the size ratio of magpie:samosa surely it must be a bit like a human eating fifty vindaloos?

I was wondering if anyone knows if a magpie could eat a samosa without burning its insides out or exploding.

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Earlier I saw a magpie with a whole samosa in its mouth. At the time I thought it was mildly amusing but, in hindsight, I'm a bit concerned.

Given the size ratio of magpie:samosa surely it must be a bit like a human eating fifty vindaloos?

I was wondering if anyone knows if a magpie could eat a samosa without burning its insides out or exploding.

 

Helps to whack the eggs out of the nest you're nicking, all is cool.

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Earlier I saw a magpie with a whole samosa in its mouth. At the time I thought it was mildly amusing but, in hindsight, I'm a bit concerned.

Given the size ratio of magpie:samosa surely it must be a bit like a human eating fifty vindaloos?

I was wondering if anyone knows if a magpie could eat a samosa without burning its insides out or exploding.

 

I'll answer your question with a question. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself couldn't eat it? 

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Seems like everyone on my Facebook this week is either getting engaged or having/has a child. While im sitting at home trying to figure out who to start a career as on FM.

Growing up seems shite.

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What was that?

FlyerTon with one of his 'interesting' posts. If you use a straw in your can of juice (BEAST) but it jumps about (trying to escape the BEAST) then turn the ring pull round and trap it, like you would the child you'll no doubt move onto with your BEAST tendencies.

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