Mark Connolly Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Well there's 90 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Tom Crosby looks like a c*nt as well. Wait - is Doyle Tom Crosby? If so, Doyle, you look like a c*nt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Driver in the Viola Beach crash may have acted deliberately http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-35744255 I just read somewhere else that the nail in the coffin was that after crashing in to the canal the car was run over by an oil tanker. I'd wondered how the car looked so splatted after the 80 foot fall from the bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Tom Crosby looks like a c*nt as well. Wait - is Doyle Tom Crosby? If so, Doyle, you look like a c*nt. Harsh . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Tom Crosby looks like a c*nt as well. Wait - is Doyle Tom Crosby? If so, Doyle, you look like a c*nt. He does have a, certain, smugness about him. It's like he's just fucked the next door neighbours cat. So, yes Mark, I'm with you on this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I've moved office and get a glorious full wifi reception from the toilet. Previous office must have had lead lined bogs or similar - no wifi as soon as your arse touched the seat of any bog scattered throughout the large building. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I've moved office and get a glorious full wifi reception from the toilet. Previous office must have had lead lined bogs or similar - no wifi as soon as your arse touched the seat of any bog scattered throughout the large building. Handy for a five finger shuffle to pass some time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Earlier I saw a magpie with a whole samosa in its mouth. At the time I thought it was mildly amusing but, in hindsight, I'm a bit concerned. Given the size ratio of magpie:samosa surely it must be a bit like a human eating fifty vindaloos? I was wondering if anyone knows if a magpie could eat a samosa without burning its insides out or exploding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Earlier I saw a magpie with a whole samosa in its mouth. At the time I thought it was mildly amusing but, in hindsight, I'm a bit concerned. Given the size ratio of magpie:samosa surely it must be a bit like a human eating fifty vindaloos? I was wondering if anyone knows if a magpie could eat a samosa without burning its insides out or exploding. Helps to whack the eggs out of the nest you're nicking, all is cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Earlier I saw a magpie with a whole samosa in its mouth. At the time I thought it was mildly amusing but, in hindsight, I'm a bit concerned. Given the size ratio of magpie:samosa surely it must be a bit like a human eating fifty vindaloos? I was wondering if anyone knows if a magpie could eat a samosa without burning its insides out or exploding. I'll answer your question with a question. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself couldn't eat it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I had a Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle at lunch today. It made my head sweat. I can still feel it now. I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I had a Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle at lunch today. It made my head sweat. I can still feel it now. I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. Toughen up you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Toughen up you. Touché 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Basically, if you're a fucking beast, here's a way to make you look even more a beast. Davie/GrannyD/TurboShandy, that last post was for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 A straw in a can? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Has he deleted it? 😠0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RandomGuy. Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Seems like everyone on my Facebook this week is either getting engaged or having/has a child. While im sitting at home trying to figure out who to start a career as on FM. Growing up seems shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 If you cleaned your nails, maybe your lass would let you near her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 What was that? FlyerTon with one of his 'interesting' posts. If you use a straw in your can of juice (BEAST) but it jumps about (trying to escape the BEAST) then turn the ring pull round and trap it, like you would the child you'll no doubt move onto with your BEAST tendencies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 It's alarming the spike on this site of people posting very creepy shit, only to be pulled up on it to then delete it and scurry off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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