KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I can't be the only one who reads this and pictures him with a bright red head, rushing towards his screaming wife with a knife? Nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 The woman who got stuck in the high chair in Dundee McDonalds the other day tried to friend me on Facebook. I like heavily tattooed women and whilst not being the most attractive, she was a definite 'eh'. I declined the friend invitation on the premise it was a fake account as I surely would have known of her as we're around the same age from the same city. I was wrong. Small margins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 The woman who got stuck in the high chair in Dundee McDonalds the other day tried to friend me on Facebook. I like heavily tattooed women and whilst not being the most attractive, she was a definite 'eh'. I declined the friend invitation on the premise it was a fake account as I surely would have known of her as we're around the same age from the same city. I was wrong. Small margins. Just googled it and watched the video. She definitely looks like a dirty. You've cunted that right up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 On the subkect of tattoos, I'm getting numbers 13 and 14 done on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 On the subkect of tattoos, I'm getting numbers 13 and 14 done on Monday. By the time you retire you'll look like a bingo card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 By the time you retire you'll look like a bingo card. They're not, of course, literal numbers tattoos. Obviously. Actually, one of the ones I'm getting on Monday does have numbers in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 International weekends I find dull at the best of times, but when those international games aren't even competitive and it's a bank holiday weekend it's even duller than usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 The woman who got stuck in the high chair in Dundee McDonalds the other day tried to friend me on Facebook. I like heavily tattooed women and whilst not being the most attractive, she was a definite 'eh'. I declined the friend invitation on the premise it was a fake account as I surely would have known of her as we're around the same age from the same city. I was wrong. Small margins. This one... Love the Freeedum shout. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Her Facebook has max security settings. That's a sneaky wee perv ruined then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 (edited) Can't help overhear parent and child conversations and trying to work out if it's normal for kids not to know things by a certain age, or (to quote Anchorman) if they're midgets with a learning disability. Some answers the parents come out with in public are disturbing at best. Today's example: Son: Where's that mummy? Mum: That's Arbroath. Whilst passing Stonehaven Edited March 26, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Can't help overhear parent and child conversations and trying to work out if it's normal for kids not to know things by a certain age, or (to quote Anchorman) if they're midgets with a learning disability. Some answers the parents come out with in public are disturbing at best. Today's example: Son: Where's that mummy? Mum: That's Arbroath. Whilst passing Stonehaven How many miles do you travel a week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 (edited) How many miles do you travel a week? Usually at least 150 miles involving public transport. That's down from 100 per day. Today is Dunfermline away, so ~240, not unusual for one day of a weekend. You can direct all your Traveline Scotland queries my way if you so desire. Edited March 26, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 A pantophile is someone who loves everyone and everything (rather than just pants). OH NO IT ISN'T! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I'm bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Go to McDonalds and see if you can get stuck in a high chair. It's been done, Mozz. I need originality in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 It's been done, Mozz. I need originality in my life. Go to McDonald's and mix some burger through a McFlurry. It'll be a hit and you'll be all over the Courier. You can thank me later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Go to McDonald's and mix some burger through a McFlurry. It'll be a hit and you'll be all over the Courier. You can thank me later. I don't want to come across all negative, but no. That's a shite idea. Thank you for the suggestion though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I'm bored. Me too mate. Up for some aggressive eye contact and fingering? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Me too mate. Up for some aggressive eye contact and fingering? Nah, I need to do something different and my webcams fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Nah, I need to do something different and my webcams fucked. Get yourself up the local with a ton, a gram of Butros and 20 snout. Will be paro by 4pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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