The Grass Is Greener. Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Contact number? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 I'm going to stop in a layby shortly and urinate on the Kingdom of Fife. Are you going to piss into your hand and fling it at Fife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Are you a smombie? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36167674 I would just let the c***s get chuffed to bits tbh. Smartphones have clearly been designed by a 'higher power' in order to kill a load of folk off. We can't have such clattering, braying flanges polluting the gene pool. They simply cannot be allowed to reproduce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Is that the first time you have seen this clip? Yes, do you know the context? Had the opposition just shouted something horrible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Yes, do you know the context? Had the opposition just shouted something horrible? No, he was just absolutely fucked out his tits at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 No, he was just absolutely fucked out his tits at work. He probably had a flashback to Eton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 He probably had a flashback to Eton. In the garden? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 No, he was just absolutely fucked out his tits at work. Glad to hear you say that, I was close to losing my faith in the Conservative Party. One Nation! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I'm going out for a drink in lennoxtown tonight. i've learned a few rangers songs for the karoake in the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 "Aw naw! No Annoni on anaw noo?!" Still brings a wee smile everytime I think about it. Love weegies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Its technically in dumbartonshire, weegie overspill I suppose. Its lovely through here today, great views of the campsie hills. Going to head down to loch lomond shores later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Eh? Ehm goin ta the pub eftir gettin meh haircut. Wearin shoarts so it's no an ah dayer, but it's no stopped is afore like, ken? Hae a bra day wee the monster, chief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Ken, AYE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Having worked my way through the Haymarket Bars cask ales last night, I am currently unleashing the most vile farts I have for a while. The smell being so bad that everyone else has left the house already. Still no hangover, free house, a crate of beer and the footballs on, so I'm going to say my tactics were planned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Its technically in dumbartonshire, weegie overspill I suppose. Its lovely through here today, great views of the campsie hills. Going to head down to loch lomond shores later. Dunbartonshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 The registrar on call yesterday was a Dr M Ahmed. Today it's a Dr M Ahmad. Someone in HR obviously thought that was a typo and not two different people and never bothered checking. So now we have no contact number for Dr Ahmad. And everything's going tits up right across the Trust.And now I'm getting the blame for it. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 The registrar on call yesterday was a Dr M Ahmed. Today it's a Dr M Ahmad. Someone in HR obviously thought that was a typo and not two different people and never bothered checking. So now we have no contact number for Dr Ahmad. And everything's going tits up right across the Trust. And now I'm getting the blame for it. c***s. Probably because you're sitting on a football forum instead of trying to solve things, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Probably because you're sitting on a football forum instead of trying to solve things, tbh.What do you mean by that? He has access through this site, to Arbroath's most eminent physician, Lichtie23.He can advise on all manner of phizimcal and sklogic sick kind of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) Decided that we needed a new hut/mancave. Saw a nice wooden one and thought that would fit the bill. Wife decided that she knew better so she bought a shed online..... A fuckin metal one... It arrived last week. In fuckin flatpack form like something from Ikea. A giant friggin Meccano set!! Was a bit bored yesterday so I thought I would open the box and have a look. It had a manual that looked the size of a dictionary. I hoped that it would have been in many different languages but alas no, the whole thing was in English. Thought I would have a quick try at it, seeing as the box was now open. Six and a half hours later I was the proud owner of a fully finished, absolutely magnificent shed that went together like a dream. 8' x 6'. Not bad for £250. might give me the incentive to tidy the back yard. Edited May 1, 2016 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 ^^ air raid shelter or pig pen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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