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Asked a girl for a laugh to go to Zumba in the next few days and she seemed right keen, and she said we can have tea back at hers after. Not sure if she's being serious. She's a 9.9/10 and I'm probably (rounding down) a 9.5 so I'm unsure what to do.

If all else fails, you'll have had a work out and a chance to stare are girls in tight clothing for an hour.

Sounds like a win/win situation.

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Just went for a meal. Drove home, turned off the car then realised the person in front of me was about to move so went to start up my car again the get a better spot.

 

Car didnt start and its lost all compression. 

 

I've a 14 year old BMW.

 

My week has just turned to complete and utter shit as I just spent money on a holiday and I'm entirely certain my VANOS unit has failed and caused the timing to jump, meaning its virtually an engine rebuild with new VANOS units required, which is an obscene price even though I'll be doing all my own labour.

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Just went for a meal. Drove home, turned off the car then realised the person in front of me was about to move so went to start up my car again the get a better spot.

Car didnt start and its lost all compression.

I've a 14 year old BMW.

My week has just turned to complete and utter shit as I just spent money on a holiday and I'm entirely certain my VANOS unit has failed and caused the timing to jump, meaning its virtually an engine rebuild with new VANOS units required, which is an obscene price even though I'll be doing all my own labour.

Get a new car.

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Get a new car.

 

This is my problem. Do I spend ~£500 sorting this car, or four times that buying an equivalent? Either that or just take a massive, massive downgrade and pay peanuts

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I was in poundstretchers today (Long story) and I let off an almighty ripper of a fart, just as "good vibrations" by the beach boys started playing over the store speakers.

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I was in poundstretchers today (Long story) and I let off an almighty ripper of a fart, just as "good vibrations" by the beach boys started playing over the store speakers.

Since when have Poondies been playing real songs? Last couple of times I've been in, it's been nondescript nonsense they've been playing!

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Valid point smurph, it could have been a Cover version, I wasn't in a hurry to hang about the place. I was probably the only customer that isn't on the DSS.

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I was in poundstretchers today (Long story) and I let off an almighty ripper of a fart, just as "good vibrations" by the beach boys started playing over the store speakers.

 

A tenuous point, Sunday at 13:00 on BBC 6 Music, they have an appreciation on the 50th anniversary of Pet Sounds, possibly the greatest album in the world.

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