sjc Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36547683 I'm no pant wetting animal rights activist but that's fucking outrageous! Surely slitting its throat would be quicker and more humane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I inherited my granddads clock when he pegged it a few years ago and it was in dire need of repair and cleaning. It's about 100 years old as it was his fathers before him. Anyway I put it into a specialist clock repairman and he has lost the fucking thing. He has offered me a minor compensation figure but feel that's not the point. I reckon the c***s claimed it. I lost my Dads alarm clock when I was kid so it is possible.....but unless the old c**t has loaned it to his 12yo grandson to take camping he's fucking at it! It wasn't a grandfather clock it was a mantelpiece clock, it was my grandads. When I brought it in he said it had been made in Germany which made me suspicious of my great grandads intentions during WW1 as I reckon he claimed it from some house he was shooting Germans in. Scorched earth policy mate......which might be an idea for the repairmans premises? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I know my spelling is atrocious so can we both just blame the spellchecker for not realising I wanted to say lose and not loose. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding in this matter and I hope we can move forward from this point in our relationship to a brighter better future. Ok, ok. What have I got to loose anyway?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 A bit harsh calling him doddery, he's maybe just a bit cuckoo.There's no cause for alarm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36547683 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I've been offered a Teachers job by the English school I had the Skype interview with last week.........but nowhere fucking near Matsuyama unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 To make a morning smoothie for me and Mrs throbber I use 200 ml almond milk, half a mango, a handful of frozen raspberries a handful of frozen blueberries and 4 desert spoons of yoghurt. Sometimes I add a couple table spoons of almond butter for a nice bit of flavour but that is expensive. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Last night I ended up in a strip club with Keith Gillespie, his wife and Colin Murray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) It's an ever so slight step up from Farmfoods in the 'tinker' stakes but Iceland's own brand Hot & Spicy chicken strips are fucking excellent. I hold no shame. They're wrapped in mission deli garlic and rosemary tortilla's alongside grated mature cheddar and encona chilli sauce, for anyone remotely interested. Edited June 17, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 A bit over the top Mark but on glad you take pride in your body and appearance! I used to be a bit like that a few years ago mind you. You know it was an American Psycho Pie & Bovril the Movie quote, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Last night I ended up in a strip club with Keith Gillespie, his wife and Colin Murray. A strange turn on the "fantasy dinner party" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 You know it was an American Psycho Pie & Bovril the Movie quote, right? That film has spoiled skipping for me. When I skip in the gym I have to concentrate on not pulling Bateman faces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 That film has spoiled skipping for me. When I skip in the gym I have to concentrate on not pulling Bateman faces. I analyse at the design of business cards whenever somebody gives me white, seeing if I can differentiate whatever 'off-white' colouring is from bone. Sadly true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I might be being a little hard of thinking, but I have no idea what that means? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I might be being a little hard of thinking, but I have no idea what that means? Welshbairn alert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 No - I'm quite thick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Welshbairn alert. I thought it was NewbornBairn?couldn't remember what thread it appeared on..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I thought it was NewbornBairn?couldn't remember what thread it appeared on..... Aye you're right, my mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I thought it was NewbornBairn?couldn't remember what thread it appeared on..... Aye: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/157602-worst-place-youve-ever-worked/?p=5615169 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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