jmothecat Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Sounds like it was 'off' or past it use by date. Or you're a hooring wee poofy pansy p***k Could be either tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: There's a bit more going on in Esbjerg than Haslev. For instance it's half four on a Saturday and there are no cafes open and only two pubs for 14,000 people. No sports teams either. The Danes are good people but they're not the friendliest. The bulk of socialising goes on behind closed doors and even at sports events it's hard to start conversations. I'm off to Albania to manage a hostel for a while. It's currently rated 97% on Tripadvisor and 9.8/10 on Hostelworld, so the only way is down. Certainly the 100% rating for staff will take a bit of a doing. The women in Tirana are phenomenal. You know how you walk down the street in Scotland and you get 2 stunners out of 100? Albania is the exact opposite. Without exaggeration. The woman on the till at the supermarket, the barmaid, the bank teller, the woman next to you in the taxi queue, all stunners. You will marry an Albanian woman. Guaranteed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The women in Tirana are phenomenal. You know how you walk down the street in Scotland and you get 2 stunners out of 100? Albania is the exact opposite. Without exaggeration. The woman on the till at the supermarket, the barmaid, the bank teller, the woman next to you in the taxi queue, all stunners. You will marry an Albanian woman. Guaranteed. You forgot the policewomen. At first I just thought there were a lot of strippers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 5 hours ago, jmothecat said: I was drinking Sam Smiths bitter, not even that many and it's not even a particularly strong beer. It must have been something you ate? G-Bo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Sounds like quite a decent day, all that is missing is some #daring. Gonna follow it up this evening with a takeaway, a case of Tennent's and a couple of cans of Dragon Soup. Just a quiet weekend in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Group of VLs upsets significantly larger group of VLs http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pokemon-go-servers-down-causing-8433609 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 I made salsa with Komodo Chili this morning and decanted it into a jar after it cooled. My head is fucked after licking the spoon, I need a beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Group of VLs upsets significantly larger group of VLs http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pokemon-go-servers-down-causing-8433609 The real men on P&B are all chatting on the Pokemon thread just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Getting half pished whilst cooking and listening to Lou Reed is one of life's simplest pleasures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, smpar said: Getting half pished whilst cooking and listening to Lou Reed is one of life's simplest pleasures. What album? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 What album? "Lou Reed" and then Coney Island Baby. The latter is one of those albums that gets better after each time you listen to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, smpar said: "Lou Reed" and then Coney Island Baby. The latter is one of those albums that gets better after each time you listen to it. I'm more of a Velvet Underground fan tbh. Transformer is his only solo album I've listened to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Sitting in a bar in Kyiv, went out for a smoke and there was a guy wearing a St.Mirren training top. There's me bold as brass strolling up saying "Awryt mate where ye fae" and he replies "I don't understand" in Russian. I had to tell him they were a team from Scotland, he had no idea. f**k knows why he's wondering about Khreschatyk street at half 11 on a Saturday night with that on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 I'm more of a Velvet Underground fan tbh. Transformer is his only solo album I've listened to. I'd highly recommend Coney Island Baby and New York, both phenomenal albums. New York is much more similar to Transformer but CIB is different to anything else he's done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 14 minutes ago, smpar said: Getting half pished whilst cooking and listening to Lou Reed is one of life's simplest pleasures. An even better one is getting properly pished whilst getting baked listening to Otis Redding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 An even better one is getting properly pished whilst getting baked listening to Otis Redding. Is that an invite?xox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 An even better one is getting properly pished whilst getting baked listening to Otis Redding. Is that an invite?xox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 I'd love to see the meal you'd produce on PCP while listening to Metal Machine Music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, Chris_DK said: Sitting in a bar in Kyiv, went out for a smoke and there was a guy wearing a St.Mirren training top. There's me bold as brass strolling up saying "Awryt mate where ye fae" and he replies "I don't understand" in Russian. I had to tell him they were a team from Scotland, he had no idea. f**k knows why he's wondering about Khreschatyk street at half 11 on a Saturday night with that on. Because he's a junkie mink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 ChrisDK What thread was that beauty from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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