ICTChris Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I just bought myself a bottle of gold top milk as a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Just over a week since I've moved back to Scotland and it's been fantastic.Apart from trying to buy beer at 10:30 last night after forgetting that's not allowed here. Edinburgh is a great city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I just bought myself a bottle of gold top milk as a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 21 hours ago, J_Stewart said: What a fucking creepy weirdo. Please don't quote one of my posts again. Well said, he's a disgusting individual. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: My life is basically like being backstage a Motley Crue gig circa 1987. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Has anybody seen the Mr Pickles cartoons on the YouTube? Possibly nsfw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: My life is basically like being backstage a Motley Crue gig circa 1987. Good way to live your life, unless you're Mick Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Apart from trying to buy beer at 10:30 last night after forgetting that's not allowed here. My local shoppie stops selling at 10pm, but the cnuts have started closing the shop doors at 9:45, something which is particularly annoying when you finish dealing with Scouts at 9:30 on a Friday and fancy a drink from the shop 20 min walk away. And they wonder why somebody rammed the door with a car the other week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 We've got owls in the woods behind our house. Owls that spent all last night noisily attempting to chase their newly-fledged young out of their territory, and newly-fledged young that spent all last night noisily trying to get back into the parental home. Binocular-visioned b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Got in to work this morning and there was a reminder email from Global HR about the 'cellphone usage policy'. What had prompted this reminder? Some moron in one of the American worksites had been sacked for playing Pokémon Go whilst driving his forklift 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Got in to work this morning and there was a reminder email from Global HR about the 'cellphone usage policy'. What had prompted this reminder? Some moron in one of the American worksites had been sacked for playing Pokémon Go whilst driving his forklift[emoji38] I got the dreaded dept-wide telling-off email last week over something I may have illicitly acquired. So far the 'ignore email, keep calm and carry on' approach is going well. They'd have had it back that very afternoon but seeing as folk are looking out for the culprit then I'll be keeping it til the end of the week where I can place it back after hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Günther said: Eating porridge made with water and sprinkled with salt. A proper Scotsmans breakfast! Porridge should always be made with milk, without exception. Porridge made with water is just wallpaper paste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Just now, Günther said: Sorry bud, I eat the stuff the proper Scottish way. None of this milk, sugar or syrup pish! I don't use syrup or sugar either, just salt to taste, but for me the texture is all wrong when using water rather than milk. I genuinely couldn't care less whether what liquid I make breakfast with makes me more or less Scottish, whatever that means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I also lived up to my username yesterday:Couldn't be arsed with the grass. Mozzamozza might spot the white ant powder on the wee shed btw. Wasps RIP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 My local pub has become much more enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 21 minutes ago, Aidan said: My local pub has become much more enjoyable. I wish to visit this pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Hedgecutter to be investigated for wasp genocide/use of chemical warfare. This and not owning a spirit level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I also lived up to my username yesterday: If you were a true Brechin fan that hedge would be treble the height. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 This and not owning a spirit level. You try getting a spirit level to work properly on a bed of beech leaves and twigs you cheeky f***er. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Just now, Hedgecutter said: You try getting a spirit level to work properly on a bed of beech leaves and twigs you cheeky f***er. This is a simple task, drive a cane into the ground at either end of the hedge, run a string between the canes and use a spirit level to adjust the level of the string. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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