Honest Saints Fan Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Frank Zappa - Dancing Fool was the second dance at our wedding. Jewish Princess was one of the first songs I knew all the lyrics too, belting out "squeaks when she cums" at 7 years old. My dad brought me up well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I've got a degree and nearly choked to death trying to unblock a hose on a Hoover using only my powers of suction. Takes after his mother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 No - its just like a spot that hangs down a little bit. I think i could probably pull it off. Is it not just a pile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 My girlfriend is a vegetarian. We bought this (very fine) pudding from Tesco, a Belgian chocolate stramash basically. I saw in the ingredients that it contained pork gelatin, but I chose not to tell her. She ate it and we enjoyed it. Part of me thinks I should confess but what she doesn't know can't kill her... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 12 hours ago, throbber said: I have a wee skin tag just south of my arse, are there any doctors on here i can PM a picture of it to just to ensure its not something more sinister? Cant get an appointment at the surgery for over a week. Your GP will whip it aff for you, no problem, then send it off for tests. You'll then spend every doctors' visit thinking about that time he saw you in your best "come and get me, big boy" pose, and hoping he isn't thinking the same thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 4 hours ago, Alex_14 said: My girlfriend is a vegetarian. We bought this (very fine) pudding from Tesco, a Belgian chocolate stramash basically. I saw in the ingredients that it contained pork gelatin, but I chose not to tell her. She ate it and we enjoyed it. Part of me thinks I should confess but what she doesn't know can't kill her... I must confess, part of me thinks that when she does know, she will kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I must confess, part of me thinks that when she does know, she will kill you. It's for this reason I have chosen to keep it to myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Most vegetarians/vegans are right irritating fuckers. Can't argue with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 How do you know if someone is vegan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, mjw said: How do you know if someone is vegan? In my experience they never fucking shut up about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Correct, it isn't ever a secret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 37 minutes ago, mjw said: How do you know if someone is vegan? Shoot a cow or sheep and see how they react. Nonplussed = normal, tears = vegetarian, abuse = vegan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 "I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish"f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 "I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish"f**k off. Tbf that basically describes me. I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish, and meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 28 minutes ago, TrevorMcD said: Haha he just eats big juicy sausages! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 My granny could never understand vegetarianism. She'd say to my sister in law (at the time a meat-dodger) "could ye no go a wee bit of bacon if I chop it up into wee pieces?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I can't function if I don't get a bit of meat in me every day tbh. That's what has given you the anal warts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I blame this new Grindr app. Don't listen to Gunthers friend making ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, throbber said: I can't function if I don't get a bit of meat in me every day tbh. If you had to give up either meat or alcohol which would you choose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I had an occasion to check into a B&B a few months ago. When enquiring of the landlady as to whether she had room available for the night, she asked if I had a good memory for faces. I replied it's not too bad, why do you ask? "Because there's no mirror in the bathroom", she said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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