jmothecat Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Waiting for the bus on south bridge and I suddenly realised I needed a piss. Pop into the first open door I see which just so happens to be a Scientology building. Say what you want about them scientologists, they are perfectly happy to help out people who get caught short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Waiting for the bus on south bridge and I suddenly realised I needed a piss. Pop into the first open door I see which just so happens to be a Scientology building. Say what you want about them scientologists, they are perfectly happy to help out people who get caught short. First they let you in for a piss. Then you attend a few sermons. Then you start signing over a chunk of your earnings. Then you're recruiting others from that bus stop. Then you get to meet the space lizards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 First they let you in for a piss. Then you attend a few sermons. Then you start signing over a chunk of your earnings. Then you're recruiting others from that bus stop. Then you get to meet the space lizards. Tbf they only asked me for 10% and they gave me a FREE stress test. Turns out I'm a lot more stressed than I realised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Tbf they only asked me for 10% and they gave me a FREE stress test. Turns out I'm a lot more stressed than I realised. You're stressed because you're guilty about not giving The Church of Scientology enough money. Dig deep jmo and the stress will go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: You're stressed because you're guilty about not giving The Church of Scientology enough money. Dig deep jmo and the stress will go. He's Yorkshire & Scottish, that's the most stressful thing ever written to him. He's probably still unconscious. G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Having had my United avatar pretty much since I joined, I decided to have a change, and have swapped it for my current favourite P&B picture. For those of you who can't see properly: I randomly put the actor's name into google a week or so ago and according to that he's only 4ft 10.Naturally I was like, "Eh?". Going by photos though it's clearly wrong lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: I randomly put the actor's name into google a week or so ago and according to that he's only 4ft 10. Naturally I was like, "Eh?". Going by photos though it's clearly wrong lol. Maybe that's just in that photo? ETA: IMDB has him at 5'10 Edited September 6, 2016 by Mark Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: I randomly put the actor's name into google a week or so ago and according to that he's only 4ft 10. Naturally I was like, "Eh?". Going by photos though it's clearly wrong lol. 4ft 10 is the length of his cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 All 15 of us had it, though. As did most of the plane. Apparently there's something called the "Zante Cough", but I don't have a clue what caused that. So... "Bad AIDS" it is. It's the culmination of too much drink and drugs. According to my friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Think I might name my next child Elron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I'm 10,000 days old today. (Yes, 10,000th day on the planet and I've yet to get a life, I know.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I'm 10,000 days old today. (Yes, 10,000th day on the planet and I've yet to get a life, I know.) I'm 13,658 days old, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I'm 10,000 days old today. (Yes, 10,000th day on the planet and I've yet to get a life, I know.) 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm 13,658 days old, apparently. Have you both accounted for leap years, if you are calculating via the Gregorian calendar? G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Have you both accounted for leap years, if you are calculating via the Gregorian calendar? G-Bo(re) KB's using the Advent Calendar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: KB's using the Advent Calendar. Is that the one that stops at 1690? ( Apologies to KB ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: KB's using the Advent Calendar. Every day's a treat. What a time to be alive! G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Have you both accounted for leap years, if you are calculating via the Gregorian calendar? G-Bo(re) If I've been bored enough to calculate such a thing I think it's safe to assume I've done it correctly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 8040 for me, I feel so old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 15, 500! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 18,615. Feels a lot longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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