accies1874 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 My final night in Zante. 2 weeks of constant drinking has come to an end. Been amazing, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 WTF?! That's Phillip Glennister, who is a fantastic actor. If you've never seen Mad Dogs watch it now and thank me later. Not having it, sorry. I'm confident Phillip Menfister's appearance in said advert will go down in history as the most wooden, badly timed, poorly conceived acting performance since Sofia Coppola in Godfaither 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 I'm confident Phillip Menfister's appearance in said advert... That is right up there with Allshit Ferguscum and Scumling Lolbion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 6 years Married today, god help my wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 That is right up there with Allshit Ferguscum and Scumling Lolbion. Thanks! That's the kind of vibe I was going for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 6 years Married today, god help my wife. Congratulations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Thanks! That's the kind of vibe I was going for. Oh, it wasn't a compliment. Awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Congratulations. Cheers sir. The wife hasn't had the best of years health-wise, so here's hoping the years ahead will be better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Damn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 45 minutes ago, philpy said: 6 years Married today, god help my wife. Hope you are doing something special for her today Philpy lad. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 There was a drones thread but can't find it. Anyway I found the solution to my neighbour's unwanted incursions in my airspace with his flying camera.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 There was a drones thread but can't find it. Anyway I found the solution to my neighbour's unwanted incursions in my airspace with his flying camera.... Want. Even though I've never seen a drone round here I still want one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Out for a family walk in the Pentlands this afternoon. Kids kept hiding and leaping out to "scare" us so I upped the ante and jumped out at them from behind a bush. They screamed and daughter instantly had a massive nosebleed and got pretty upset by it. Only thing I could think of to stem the blood was to tear a sleeve off my jumper. That was soon drenched in blood so tore off the other sleeve. Got some strange looks from other walkers in new my caveman style rags. RIP blue jumper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Out for a family walk in the Pentlands this afternoon. Kids kept hiding and leaping out to "scare" us so I upped the ante and jumped out at them from behind a bush. They screamed and daughter instantly had a massive nosebleed and got pretty upset by it. Only thing I could think of to stem the blood was to tear a sleeve off my jumper. That was soon drenched in blood so tore off the other sleeve. Got some strange looks from other walkers in new my caveman style rags. RIP blue jumper. It's not mandatory, when giving someone a fright, to smack them in the face. Please ask your daughter to call the following number to help you get a new jumper (think you may have to settle for orange as I think that's all they have in stock). 0800 1111 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 England fans: "well done Scotland on beating a team with population of 400k" ... not actually realising that the England : Scotland /Slovakia population ratio is rather similar. I suppose England won't be entitled to any credit for any game this group then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: England fans: "well done Scotland on beating a team with population of 400k" ... not actually realising that the England : Scotland /Slovakia population ratio is rather similar. I suppose England won't be entitled to any credit for any game this group then? You could just point out that Malta's population is higher than Iceland's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 13 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: It's not mandatory, when giving someone a fright, to smack them in the face. Please ask your daughter to call the following number to help you get a new jumper (think you may have to settle for orange as I think that's all they have in stock). 0800 1111 The round neck didn't feel right with the tatty sleeves so I made it a v neck to try and look less scary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The round neck didn't feel right with the tatty sleeves so I made it a v neck to try and look less scary. Would wear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would wear. Pair it with this matching wrist scarf to complete the look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Anyone else think that Shandon has killed some random stranger and is concocting a complicated alibi for when the po-po turn up at his door? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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