Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hamburgers in a hamburger supper is industry standard no? Every one I have ever seen has had 2. Must be more generous in Falkirk than Fife, it's a first for me although admittedly I don't have too many burger suppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I just got a hamburger supper from the chippy there and they gave me 2 hamburgers in it, two! I've never seen such generosity in my life, I couldn't even finish all the chips and the best thing about it was that it's was only £3.40. No wonder there's so many fat b*****ds in this country. I've never had a burger from the chip shop (let's not start the chippy/chipper debate) that I can remember, they any use? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: I've never had a burger from the chip shop (let's not start the chippy/chipper debate) that I can remember, they any use? Was decent enough yeah, I had originally wanted a red pudding but there was none left so opted for the burger, was a good change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Is this just a burger patty battered and deep fried? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Another christmas card came today for the people who use to own our house (moved out over 4 years ago). This time it's from a woman who put a wee story in about how she is seriously ill and no longer on Facebook to tell anyone. Dunno whether I should tell the old owner, but then she'll know I'm a nosey bitch and open mail not addressed to me Stealing money from babies, and now opening other people's mail.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Is this just a burger patty battered and deep fried? 2 in this case, but yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 hour ago, supermik said: Was at Kinross services today. Went to the toilets and headed into trap one. Lying in the bottom of the pan was a huge shite that would have brought a tear to big Innes. Done a quick about turn and settled for trap two instead. Three different people went to use trap one and each one of them said "fucks sake" before heading elsewhere along the row The about turn after spotting the aforementioned turd is known in the Profanisaurus as a trapdoor pirouette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Njord is so high on meths he's accusing me of following one of his old profiles on the forum, saying that I follow 5 people, and he is one, so I'm a stalker. I don't follow anyone. Let me give you a clue, 5 people follow me. The drunken twat has followed me, doesn't realise, and is accusing me of being a stalker. He's clicked on my profile, and seen who follows me. What a slavering mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Fucking brilliant On 14/12/2016 at 11:37, atfccfc said: This. Would love to travel round the middle east. I am fascinated with the history of the whole region. Would also love to visit Mecca. But that is an area off limits to non Muslims. On 14/12/2016 at 13:08, Bully Wee Villa said: Can't you just convert, then go back to being non-Muslim once you're in a country that doesn't penalise apostasy? 3 minutes ago, Tight John McVeigh is a tit said: In theory you could, but it would be a lot of hassle just for a holiday. Unless 'your' Imam and council knew it was all a shame (not so many about), you would be going through a lot of indoctrination for weeks and even months. Then of course theres circumcision.Probably still less hassle than some package holidays though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinionPicked Mrs up after work from friends houseWas asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get homeStayed longer than originally toldNeeded a shitTook said shitProblem with toilet (out of order) no one saidBig debacle about blocked toiletFew basins of water drama overHour of constant nagging from MrsI don't think I done anything wrong I'm sleeping on the couch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, YHallSaint said: Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinion Picked Mrs up after work from friends house Was asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get home Stayed longer than originally told Needed a shit Took said shit Problem with toilet (out of order) no one said Big debacle about blocked toilet Few basins of water drama over Hour of constant nagging from Mrs I don't think I done anything wrong I'm sleeping on the couch Usual procedure to resolve this would be to kick her in the pie I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Should have sat there and absorbed the shit back into your body in her opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Where would one find said video? research purposes obviously . Why would anyone want to watch a video of someone committing suicide? The same type of people who'd no doubt get their phone out to film some incident rather than help I suppose. Edit to add - I see now I got to this party a bit late! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Why would anyone want to watch a video of someone committing suicide? The same type of people who'd no doubt get their phone out to film some incident rather than help I suppose. Edit to add - I see now I got to this party a bit late! I have watched various videos that contain deaths. At no point in my life have i videod anyone dying. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 £6???? What a strange limit to have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 A pound on the card and a fiver inside it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? You've missed out a key bit of information before anyone can give you advice. Is she a 'wid' or 'widny'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? It's winter, she'll be wanting a scarf. Get her a Clyde one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 42 minutes ago, throbber said: Tree House Tam - did you leave a funny comment on Scottish Football away fans Facebook post the other day or was it another person called Treehouse Tam? Na it wasn't me. I would've been proud of that comment though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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