philpy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Sitting in the pub on a sunny day is a nightmare sometimes, especially if they shut the curtains shut if the football is on. Walking out into glaring sunshine after a few hours in a dark pub isn't fun, especially after a few pints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 f**k SAKE HARRY. Lorry hits parked cars in Guardbridge crash http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-38623415 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, philpy said: Sitting in the pub on a sunny day is a nightmare sometimes, especially if they shut the curtains shut if the football is on. Walking out into glaring sunshine after a few hours in a dark pub isn't fun, especially after a few pints. Some of my favourite moments in life, those. It's not that it happens often in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 First weekend in a long time I've not gone out Friday or Saturday night, and it's pretty pish. Not really one for clubs or that, usually just pub then a mates but thought I'd stay sober this weekend...not enjoying it. Caved. Now away done the pub. Looking forward to the hangover tomorrow already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 6 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Weatherspoons is always a good way to start a night. Grab a munch, cheap booze, wait til everyone's arrived then head off to somewhere that doesn't fill you with a mixture of apathy and tedium after a prolonged stay. One drinks fine, two at a push, anymore time spent is soul just destroying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 2 hours ago, The Naitch said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265 Can't believe folk actually do this. Very odd behaviour. The number of times the writer says they genuinely didn't mean to look suggests to me that they really did. Who's the biggest pervert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Just now, G_Man1985 said: The guy with the phone ? No. The voyeur spying on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 The number of times the writer says they genuinely didn't mean to look suggests to me that they really did. Who's the biggest pervert? It's obviously made up bullshit or just some twat faking outrage. They also managed to get quite a bit of detail of the porn being watched for just a few offended glances. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Maybe it is bullshit, but if someone was next to you on a bus or wherever watching porn you wouldn't take a glance or two as you can't believe they are watching it just so casually? No, because I wouldn't be looking at someone else's phone so I wouldn't know what they were doing anyway. It's their own business. Maybe watching porn in public is a bit odd, I haven't really thought about it, but no one should know what you're looking at on your phone anyway unless you're actively showing them. The writer says that the phone was turned slightly away yet they accidentally saw what was on the screen in enough detail to describe what was going on in two different videos? Accident my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 What's the point of watching porn in public? I'm old enough to remember when the the only place to watch it was in dodgy cinemas and I can't think of anything less erotic than sitting in a dark room with elderly men shuffling in their pockets. Watching porn on a bus is more beastly than eating cold toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BFTD Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 On 13/01/2017 at 16:19, Dee Man said: After seeing my 12 year old boy towering over his mother last night I realised he is fucking massive for his age. Turns out he is over 5'7" or 174cm. Went online to see if there was any height predictor charts or anything similar. I didn't expect it to be an exact science but after I typed in his current details into the first website on Google and it returned an estimated adult size of 160cm I'm beginning to think that it's a lot of shite. The height prediction stuff is bobbins. I was six foot by the time I was twelve and only grew another another few inches after that. Everyone grows at different rates and you never know when they'll stop. The wife's also over six foot and our kid is pretty average compared to his classmates, much to everyone's surprise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: The height prediction stuff is bobbins. I was six foot by the time I was twelve and only grew another another few inches after that. Everyone grows at different rates and you never know when they'll stop. The wife's also over six foot and our kid is pretty average compared to his classmates, much to everyone's surprise. Don't you have the red book with growth charts? My lassies have pretty-much tracked the 91st and 98th centiles since they were born. My son's also been consistent on the 75th until this past year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 A lassie on my Facebook just shared a picture of 4 necklaces, where each necklace has a jigsaw piece on it and they all fit to make a perfect square. She shared it with the caption "great, now I just need 4 friends." Yup, I'm a wild one on a Saturday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, smpar said: A lassie on my Facebook just shared a picture of 4 necklaces, where each necklace has a jigsaw piece on it and they all fit to make a perfect square. She shared it with the caption "great, now I just need 4 friends." Yup, I'm a wild one on a Saturday night. Surely the dozy bint only needs 3 friends unless she intends going without a necklace for herself which kind of defeats the purpose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Surely the dozy bint only needs 3 friends unless she intends going without a necklace for herself which kind of defeats the purpose? That's what amused me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Just now, smpar said: That's what amused me. Right, I thought it was because she was admitting/attention seeking that she doesn't have any friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Right, I thought it was because she was admitting/attention seeking that she doesn't have any friends. A bit of both, really. But mainly because she was trying to be funny/cute/attention seeking whilst making an arse of it and being, like you say, a dozy bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 40 minutes ago, smpar said: A bit of both, really. But mainly because she was trying to be funny/cute/attention seeking whilst making an arse of it and being, like you say, a dozy bint. What was said necklace made of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 What was said necklace made of? No idea. It was just a pretty standard-looking chain with a jigsaw piece attached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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