Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I wouldn't call it a hobby. More of a past time. You must be very attractive and skilled for these people to divert their precious funds away from their much loved opiates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: You must be very attractive and skilled for these people to divert their precious funds away from their much loved opiates. I would imagine so, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Dazzle said: Salad cream is an absolute delight, I often have a turkey, beetroot, salad cream roll with loads of black pepper, infact that's lunch sorted when I finish at 2! Salad cream is the correct addition to the Boxing Day turkey sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Salad cream is top notch. Not sure why people are taking some one who eats cold toast seriously here. It's like taking fashion tips from a tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 21 hours ago, Rugster said: I don't mind brown but I prefer white. I hate seeded bread. Just absolutely no need for that kind of disgusting addition whatsoever. Once again, Rugster inadvisedly enters a bread based debate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I have to sign probably around 30 ish documents a day at work - not at once, just throughout the day as and when. Every single time I sign them I check the date on my computer before writing it. I can't stop myself doing it, even though I know the date (well, after probably the 5th time of checking it). I think I'm losing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 3 hours ago, Rugster said: I have to sign probably around 30 ish documents a day at work - not at once, just throughout the day as and when. Every single time I sign them I check the date on my computer before writing it. I can't stop myself doing it, even though I know the date (well, after probably the 5th time of checking it). I think I'm losing it. I didn't even know my computer showed the date but there it is right under the time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Some absolute jakeball has left their boxers under the toilet at work. They've clearly tried to hide them. I think its obvious someone shat themselves. I didn't check them though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 And no, they aren't mine. These are mine; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Only toilet paper in the bowl eh? Nothing wrong with a moment to yourself but hope you weren't sniffing the pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 They are clearly from the same 3 pack. Don't be ashamed to admit your accident. I actually admire your pre-planning of having a spare pair of kex in case of emergencies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 38 minutes ago, Dee Man said: They are clearly from the same 3 pack. Don't be ashamed to admit your accident. I actually admire your pre-planning of having a spare pair of kex in case of emergencies. Ha ha! DA gets a packet of pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 There's nothing wrong with following through on a fart after a few pints of Guinness or cider. It happens to the best of us. The problem there is not flushing the evidence down the pan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 When I was about 17 I took my niece swimming, she was about 2 at the time and wasn't long potty trained. Anyway, she shit herself in the pool and came running up to me with a swimsuit full of turd. I ended up running to the bogs and flushing it down the toilet, which then clogged and flooded the entire toilet cubicles with kid shite. I then put her under the shower to wash the evidence away and took my leave. I apologise to anyone who worked in Inverness Aquadome around this time and had to clean it up. My bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: When I was about 17 I took my niece swimming, she was about 2 at the time and wasn't long potty trained. Anyway, she shit herself in the pool and came running up to me with a swimsuit full of turd. I ended up running to the bogs and flushing it down the toilet, which then clogged and flooded the entire toilet cubicles with kid shite. I then put her under the shower to wash the evidence away and took my leave. I apologise to anyone who worked in Inverness Aquadome around this time and had to clean it up. My bad. Did you just leave her there? It's not a criticism, I'd have done the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: And no, they aren't mine. These are mine; Have I spoken to you on Snapchat? You look awfully familiar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Have I spoken to you on Snapchat? You look awfully familiar. You'll have to show me a picture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 18 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Have I spoken to you on Tinder? You look awfully familiar. FTFY Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: And no, they aren't mine. These are mine; Time to give those pins another waxing, ***. Your lower half looks like an Escher picture - are you only wearing one of those shoes? And does the black thing poking at you belong to the cameraman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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