18May1991 Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 19 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I made a cake. Mumsnet for this pish.. Mashed potato centre? Mmmmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 A story to warm the cockles of your hearts this fine Sunday morning. http://www.the-gazette.co.uk/news/15077763.Bouncer_leaves_man_scarred_in_Paisley_night_club_rammy/# Bouncer defends himself against racist drunk resulting in him delivering a series of clear improvements to the rat faced scheme goblin. What is more interesting is what the article was originally saved on the website under & which they weren't allowed in all probability to mention in the finished article. http://www.the-gazette.co.uk/news/15077763.Bouncer_leaves_drug_dealer_scarred_in_night_club_rammy/?ref=mr&lp=4 I see what you did there, Gazette! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 I fucking hate Nigel Slater and beating him to death with his own rolling pin is hugely appealing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 (edited) 21 minutes ago, sjc said: I fucking hate Nigel Slater and beating him to death with his own rolling pin is hugely appealing. It would be far more apt it it was by a rabid dog. Pause and wait for Zen Archer or Sergeant Wilson to make some comment about whether a rabid dog can beat someone to death with a rolling pin. Edited February 12, 2017 by WaffenThinMint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 On 10/02/2017 at 15:59, Sergeant Wilson said: I crossed an unexpected threshold this week. I paid £6.00 then £6.50 for a pint. I also went into a weird beard pub where I quickly ordered this without looking at the price list. Barman had started pouring when he tells me, given the strength, it's a bit more expensive. I say, no bother, I'll just have the one. That'll be £8.00 sir. I did my best to remain composed, but I think he noticed my wee wobble and paid for it with my dinner on my card. Any other PnB'ers daft enough to pay 8 quid a pint? It was good, but not that fucking good. £9.50 for a bottle of this stuff in Droughy's in Dundee a couple of years ago. It was actually pretty rank. The barmaid opened it before checking the price and was really sheepish about it. I paid without complaining as I didn't want to look like a cheap charlie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Last night I came home absolutely hammered. I've got out of bed and just realised I've pissed on my rug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Last night I came home absolutely hammered. I've got out of bed and just realised I've pissed on my rug. you're an absolute animal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I came home lastnight and she had to get up to let me in as I was unable to open the door and was attempting to do so using something other than my keys. Dont know what though. Boaby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 4 hours ago, WaffenThinMint said: A story to warm the cockles of your hearts this fine Sunday morning. http://www.the-gazette.co.uk/news/15077763.Bouncer_leaves_man_scarred_in_Paisley_night_club_rammy/# Bouncer defends himself against racist drunk resulting in him delivering a series of clear improvements to the rat faced scheme goblin. What is more interesting is what the article was originally saved on the website under & which they weren't allowed in all probability to mention in the finished article. http://www.the-gazette.co.uk/news/15077763.Bouncer_leaves_drug_dealer_scarred_in_night_club_rammy/?ref=mr&lp=4 I see what you did there, Gazette! Racism and drugs in Paisley? I, for one, am shocked. Glad the bouncer got away with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Haha. Dont think so. I would have been in the freezer today if I had been behaving like a Tedi outside the home. You could probably have knocked the door down with your boab after seeing BSLM in the flesh during a 3-0 swording, you lucky fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Was at my pals for drinks last night, unfortunately one of the lads he invited up is a rangers fan. For about 5 hours I was repeatedly asked "who's yer real team?" "Aye but with a gun to your head who'd you choose?" "No seriously who do you support?". Followed on with a "Sturgeon is a fucking traitor" rant that would've made the daily mail editors tear with joy. Thank fuck for beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 M C throbber http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38948274 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 31 minutes ago, mizfit said: Was at my pals for drinks last night, unfortunately one of the lads he invited up is a rangers fan. For about 5 hours I was repeatedly asked "who's yer real team?" "Aye but with a gun to your head who'd you choose?" "No seriously who do you support?". Followed on with a "Sturgeon is a fucking traitor" rant that would've made the daily mail editors tear with joy. Thank fuck for beer. When they KEEP going at it for ages ye need to seem as tho' they've finally broken ye, as tho' they've made ye crack, ye bring them in close, tell them not to tell anyone, right, because it's a big secret. Lean into their ear and whisper "I don't even like football" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: M C throbber http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38948274 I thought it still started with "Deutschland Uber Alles". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, jamamafegan said: Last night I came home absolutely hammered. I've got out of bed and just realised I've pissed on my rug. That rug really tied the room together, man. Edited February 12, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Would you fly on this plane? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38948711 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Would you fly on this plane? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38948711 Would I fuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Bit more detail on this vital news. https://www.buzzfeed.com/salvadorhernandez/a-pilot-was-removed-from-a-flight-after-going-on-a-bizarre-r?utm_term=.uqmpqLgA0#.nblPlVv1Q 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Just spent an hour in the company of a guy who used to be in the army. You'll never guess what he talked about for the entire time without letting anyone else get a word in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 You'll know the place, it's just down from the Angel. I was in all the "alley pubs" and even in the Turk's Head and it's neighbour, Whitelocks, there was plenty much cheaper. That kind is aimed at the unsuspecting and the beer snobs. I just didn't look properly and they don't make it obvious. I also bottled telling him to stick it. Tapped, Brewdog and the like that sell expensive stuff have quite prominent price lists. Lesson learned. Whitelocks is great. Used to be a great place to pop in for a drink if I was in town shopping. Loved having pubs down the allies in the city centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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