Dee Man Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) Apparently the Atkins diet gives you honking breath. Just stop eating as much you greedy c***s. Edited February 21, 2017 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I cannie believe there are folk here seriously considering this nonsense. Just show a bit of fucking will power and eat properly. Cut down portions, cut down on the serious unhealthy stuff, and increase your exercise. Find a couple of healthy foods that you actually enjoy and get them going. (I'm saying this in the current predicament of desperately trying to put weight on. There's honestly an open tin of condensed milk in my fridge. Give crohns disease a whirl. It's magic.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, pandarilla said: I cannie believe there are folk here seriously considering this nonsense. Just show a bit of fucking will power and eat properly. Cut down portions, cut down on the serious unhealthy stuff, and increase your exercise. Find a couple of healthy foods that you actually enjoy and get them going. (I'm saying this in the current predicament of desperately trying to put weight on. There's honestly an open tin of condensed milk in my fridge. Give crohns disease a whirl. It's magic.) Come round to mine for some Mars Bar cake - that will sort you out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Come round to mine for some Mars Bar cake - that will sort you out Is this some dirty paedo trick? Either way, I'm in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Is this some dirty paedo trick? Either way, I'm in. I have puppies too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I have puppies too. Pics or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Pics or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I have puppies too. Atkins will sort that right out, m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 A fine set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Was at the lawyers this morning signing some papers regarding my dad's estate. It's quite sobering to see someones life reduced to some numbers on a bit of paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Was at the lawyers this morning signing some papers regarding my dad's estate. It's quite sobering to see someones life reduced to some numbers on a bit of paper. Didn't leave enough to cover the wake then?... I'm not looking forward to that, though it will be my brother dealing with the worst of it. Had to pop into my dads old flat when I was home a few weeks back. Was very strange the place being exactly as it was before he shifted into the nursing home but him not being in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: RIP your shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: RIP your shoes I'd turn them into shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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1320Lichtie Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I cannie believe there are folk here seriously considering this nonsense. Just show a bit of fucking will power and eat properly. Cut down portions, cut down on the serious unhealthy stuff, and increase your exercise. Find a couple of healthy foods that you actually enjoy and get them going. (I'm saying this in the current predicament of desperately trying to put weight on. There's honestly an open tin of condensed milk in my fridge. Give crohns disease a whirl. It's magic.) I do eat very healthily I just like the idea of giving it a go and seeing if it makes any sort of difference with the protein I know my tea was posted on here the other night and it was hardly classed as healthy by the way but I rarely ever make tea and eat salads, pastas, chicken, soup, cous cous, vegetables, fruits and cereals mainly!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I do eat very healthily I just like the idea of giving it a go and seeing if it makes any sort of difference with the protein You might well lose weight but the side effects are well established. And then you just put the weight back on anyway. Much better to get into a few good habits relating to food and exercise. Fad diets really are one of the most idiotic trends of modern times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Apparently the Atkins diet gives you honking breath. Just stop eating as much you greedy c***s. Absolutely no idea how people manage this sort of stuff. "I put on a stone I'd like rid of." How? How can your weight manage to increase that much and be consistent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Apparently the Atkins diet gives you honking breath. Just stop eating as much you greedy c***s. And bowel cancer. http://sciencenordic.com/would-you-prefer-be-thin-or-get-bowel-cancer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 31 minutes ago, welshbairn said: And bowel cancer. http://sciencenordic.com/would-you-prefer-be-thin-or-get-bowel-cancer The bowel cancer will guarantee the much desired weight loss. Win-win IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I recently read about a study in South Korea where they've developed a strain of the food poisoning bug (about a millionth of its normal strength) as they've discovered that it attacks bowel cancer cells and flags them up to the body's natural immune system for it to attack. The trials carried out on mice were very successful. There's also trials ongoing into using brain eating parasites to attack brain tumours! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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