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Someone used my bank card for this and various other fraudulent things (this was the only transaction that went through). I'm thinking a rightful retribution will involve a giant Toblerone. 
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Someone used my card to buy a load of online shopping at Asda. But because it was the first time I'd 'shopped' at Asda I got 10% cash back and made nearly £30 after the bank refunded me the rest.
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Heating's not working in our offices. You'd think it was the fucking arctic the way folk are going on. I didn't even notice the difference. One woman is sitting at her desk with a hat, coat and gloves on.

People who want to be too hot, rather than too cold, are weird.

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2 minutes ago, throbber said:

Let's not forget the plastic vagina.

Last known to be perched on top of a builders van setting off on a new adventure.

Imagine the things it has seen. Not including DA's engorged member scudding in and out of it, of course.

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7 minutes ago, throbber said:

Let's not forget the plastic vagina.

I don't know how many times I need to tell you this, but it was silicon, not plastic

 

5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Last known to be perched on top of a builders van setting off on a new adventure.

Imagine the things it has seen. Not including DA's engorged member scudding in and out of it, of course.

I hope it's had a good life

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12 minutes ago, throbber said:

You said it was rubber at one point DA stop moving the goalposts.

Silicone rubber.

2 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

What did he post?

Something ill advised. A slip of the mind.

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10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Going out on the #lash shortly. Buzzing. Last time I was out I was that ripped the wife had to get up to let me in, and last time I wore todays selected jacket I vomited all over it.

The omens are good!

Where are you going?

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Going out on the #lash shortly. Buzzing. Last time I was out I was that ripped the wife had to get up to let me in, and last time I wore todays selected jacket I vomited all over it.

The omens are good!

Remember to keep posting on P&B throughout the night. That always goes well.
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