Rugster Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Should've had some wine and a good book in the bath instead. Shower, surely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I just decided to look through my works notebook i use to note down peoples medical conditions for their travel insurance. It's an absolute disgrace compared to yours, And filled with profanities. I'm a total weirdo when it comes to keeping clean and being neat and tidy. Everything needs to be immaculate and in its proper place, quite a good way to be for the job I do tbf. Kind of person that'll be watching the TV, see a bit of dust or whatever on the floor and I'll no be able to sit still, end up getting up tidying it up then find myself still cleaning half an hour later. If my notes were a mess it would genuinely stress me out. Weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fucking headcase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 1 hour ago, 1320Lichtie said: I'm a total weirdo when it comes to keeping clean and being neat and tidy. Everything needs to be immaculate and in its proper place, quite a good way to be for the job I do tbf. Kind of person that'll be watching the TV, see a bit of dust or whatever on the floor and I'll no be able to sit still, end up getting up tidying it up then find myself still cleaning half an hour later. If my notes were a mess it would genuinely stress me out. Weirdo. I hate housework. Do you want to come round to mine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I hate housework. Do you want to come round to mine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah we'll definitely go catch some pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Went to the cinema to see Kong tonight and just as the trailers were starting the fire alarm went off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Went to the cinema to see Kong tonight and just as the trailers were starting the fire alarm went off [emoji38] I take it that was at the Cineworld in Dundee, as that exploded all over my social media earlier. If not, what a very freakish coincidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Just now, Ludo*1 said: I take it that was at the Cineworld in Dundee, as that exploded all over my social media earlier. If not, what a very freakish coincidence. Cineworld Edinburgh. The alarm went off and everyone just sat there for maybe 5 mins, one guy went out and checked the lobby and some people were leaving. The staff didn't even realise it was a fire alarm and took ages to make sure everyone was out. Lucky it wasn't a real fire because they didn't have a clue what was going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Is that Fountainpark then? I was at the cinema at ocean terminal this evening and there was no fire alarm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Is that Fountainpark then? I was at the cinema at ocean terminal this evening and there was no fire alarm. Yes, Fountain Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 There was a woman with a hat on tonight that said "FAMOUS". I almost burst out laughing in her face and had to do that, scratch your face move as if you're not smiling, you're having a scratch of your stubble. It didn't work and she threw me a look of daggers. f**k Morton and f**k Viking-TON! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Grace Slick in her day was sexier than Taylor Swift.A guid Palo Alto lass as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Incredible scenes with me spewing up in the gym bogs there. I was going for a good 5 minutes longer than the c**t in Team America. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Incredible scenes with me spewing up in the gym bogs there. I was going for a good 5 minutes longer than the c**t in Team America. Had you just swallowed something salty in the bogs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Had you just swallowed something salty in the bogs? You knows protein is essential in building muscle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Still a bit pished I think. Seem to have lost my jacket which is a bit annoying. Wife says I came in stinking of drink, kept patting her on the head and replied to any and all questions with "chips". Then went to bed and drove her to the spare room with incessant snoring. Rolly B likes this post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Still a bit pished I think. Seem to have lost my jacket which is a bit annoying. Wife says I came in stinking of drink, kept patting her on the head and replied to any and all questions with "chips". Then went to bed and drove her to the spare room with incessant snoring. ^^^doing it right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 What the f**k Dundee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 What the f**k Dundee? Not looking the best just now like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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