Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) 30 minutes ago, throbber said: Fuxsake throbber you'd be a demon at pin the tail on the donkey. That's very good, well done. Edited March 15, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Seeing someone mentioning stalking a p&b user on a train made me wonder if there would be an appetite for a useless app like this.. A film show I listen to has an app that lets users see where in the world (or even just their own town) other listeners are. Example below.. individual users could have their own avatar or appropriate icon. I do like the Battenburg Cake Finder feature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) On the app (called iWittr) you can show your exact location or fuzz it to as much as 400km. ETA - you can of course change your icon from a clapper board to a bit of Battenberg cake too. Edited March 15, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 hours ago, philpy said: Njord would be a right c**t to track down. Current location - bin. Aye, which fucking one?? Well we know where you won't be at 5 o'clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 21 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I expect that would feel like a battleship dropping anchor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I saw a white 4x4 in Dunfermline this morning with the number plate R222 DTU with a logo of the wee man's heid on the tailgate. @KnightswoodBear is on the prowl folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 On 14/03/2017 at 04:00, paranoid android said: I'm on the call-out list in case of emergencies at work, and had a call to say there was an intruder alert. I'm off tomorrow, so, of course, I've been making rather merry this evening, so can't drive - I had to phone for a taxi to take me there and home. Of course, when I got there, there was no problem. Taxi was £40, which I'll be claiming back - if they want to moan about it, the can fucking bite me. That's me up now, so I'm going to have to scoop a few more beers. Fucking carry on. Just received another call about an alleged intruder alert at work - given that I'm on leave all week, and this is the second time I've been woken by these calls this week, should these c***s be making this right with me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Just received another call about an alleged intruder alert at work - given that I'm on leave all week, and this is the second time I've been woken by these calls this week, should these c***s be making this right with me? Are you first on the list to call, even when on leave? If not someone's taking the piss unless you're getting paid a fortune for being on 24hr call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Are you first on the list to call, even when on leave? If not someone's taking the piss unless you're getting paid a fortune for being on 24hr call. I'm not first on the list, and I'm most definitely not being paid a fortune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 French letter blown up. Paris IMF letter bomb injures one employee. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39292671 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Mauled cop was riding mountain bike at full speed when he hit grizzly. An investigation into the June mauling death of a Forest Service cop in Montana has determined that the officer was riding a mountain bike at a high rate of speed when he crashed into a grizzly bear. http://m.sfgate.com/national/article/Mauled-cop-was-riding-mountain-bike-at-full-speed-10983474.php Would have been better if his name was Paul Blart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Decided to clean up the works email account. Deleted everything received pre 2016, barring a few things I need to refer to regularly. 172565 emails deleted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 I'm on an Edinburgh bus. Not my scene at all. Think I'm the only person over 5ft tall and less that 5ft wide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 28 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm on an Edinburgh bus. Not my scene at all. Think I'm the only person over 5ft tall and less that 5ft wide. With the exception of the P&B Dundee bus crawl I hadn't been on a bus in this country for about 30 years until I moved house about 3 years ago. We have a frequent service going into Dundee and I've used it a few times; I think it's great. More so since I got my bus pass a couple of years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Was snowing for about 30 seconds just a couple of minutes ago from one of these squally showers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: With the exception of the P&B Dundee bus crawl I hadn't been on a bus in this country for about 30 years until I moved house about 3 years ago. We have a frequent service going into Dundee and I've used it a few times; I think it's great. More so since I got my bus pass a couple of years ago. more like ten years. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Clearly have had to much caffeine today. Anyway find out tomorrow if I get a job or not. Let's have it :-) Good luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 I bet that Dee Man stays in Stratton. Cyclists use GPS to draw a goat around Perth. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39287266 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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