Drew Brees Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I have literally no idea what this translates into Not that you will know who your father is, but there's a possibility that he is vomiting up whatever he bought with his wages from selling Avon (I'm guessing drink or drugs) in leith. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Not that you will know who your father is, but there's a possibility that he is vomiting up whatever he bought with his wages from selling Avon (I'm guessing drink or drugs) in leith. I think. I thought the Avon reference was suggesting his father was a transvestite or transsexual, but you may well be right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I was a 40-80 Marlboro a day lad. Got it down to 10 then quit totally about 10 years back. Sneak the odd roll up but have been instructed to quit 100% again by the forces who must be obeyed. I usually need about 3 major addictions in my life so have a vacancy for a new self destructive passtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Taken in a takeaway in Cowdenbeath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Taken in a takeaway in Cowdenbeath. So we eat mongo. So f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 While pepper and evaporadet milk as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, HenryHill said: So we eat mongo. So f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Taken in a takeaway in Cowdenbeath. Does Mongo taste like chicken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Just now, Scary Bear said: Does Mongo taste like chicken? I don't know, I avoided it and had chicken curry instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I don't know, I avoided it and had chicken curry instead. Did it taste like mongo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Just now, Drew Brees said: Did it taste like mongo? No, it tasted like Jerry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Saw a very pregnant lassie smoking in the town today. Well, she was either pregnant, or has a massive abdominal tumour (possibly from all the smoking). Pretty ballsy move these days. Don't remember the last time I saw that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Should have kicked her in.. Hmm. You've choices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 The docs used to recommend it if you wanted a smaller baby. Also recommend booze to relax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 A lass I used to work with smoked all the way through her pregnancy. Her husband too. The kid was born prematurely with undeveloped lungs so she had to quit her job to look after it. This included cleaning and vacuuming the house every day to cut down on the irritants to which the kid would be exposed. Being stellar parents, they "only smoked outside now." Pond life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 No bevy tonight. Easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I'm drinking Crabbies for a change. Its getting a little sickly though so probably going to move onto whisky next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 27 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I'm drinking Crabbies for a change. Its getting a little sickly though so probably going to move onto whisky next. Crabbies with Drambuie is a fantastic drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 29 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I'm drinking Crabbies for a change. Its getting a little sickly though so probably going to move onto whisky next. Mix them you tube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Coming home tomoro. Dumfries is pretty shit place. Outside of it is pretty nice though. Well some Try the steak, ginger and spring onion sizzler at the Pearl Palace, it's fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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