Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: With my intuition and your capes we really could be a force to be reckoned with! You could find cafes that advertise "Roll on Sausage" then we steam in and trash the place. A sting operation on the sale of mushroom suppers would be required too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A sting operation on the sale of mushroom suppers would be required too. Maximum brutality has been approved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: Maximum brutality has been approved. Head in the fryer. It's the only way they'll learn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Just dont count on him during a pursuit on foot. As long as he has a standard issue skipping rope I’m sure he’ll be off like a whippet! You could find cafes that advertise "Roll on Sausage" then we steam in and trash the place. A sting operation on the sale of mushroom suppers would be required too. Agreed! An undercover operation in a pub to find folk bad mouthing Tennents is high on the agenda as well. They’ll be water boarded some pale ale until they realise the error of their ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: As long as he has a standard issue skipping rope I’m sure he’ll be off like a whippet! Agreed! An undercover operation in a pub to find folk bad mouthing Tennents is high on the agenda as well. They’ll be water boarded some pale ale until they realise the error of their ways. Could we find the time to address the problem of (white) studenty gap year guys with dreadlocks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Could we find the time to address the problem of (white) studenty gap year guys with dreadlocks? It’s one of the problems with our society, consider it included! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Right, on a serious/genuine note I just received a text saying the following; “Hi Rob, just a quick Traffic Cops update. The final run of this Year's series begins next Monday (23rd) 8pm Channel 5. Next week's show includes the abandoned 4x4 story and Salman Din's accident. Salman is blurred out, but if you wouldn't mind informing him and his family, that would be really helpful. Fyi I can also send you downloads to all your episodes if you want me to. Hope you are well, best, Simon.” Unfortunately the photo thing still wasn’t working last I checked so I can’t send a screenshot but it’s real. How I do reply? Edit: tried uploading a photo, still not working [emoji35] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 1 hour ago, NorthernJambo said: Knew it! I should join the police. From what I’ve seen on here I’m guessing it’s pretty much anyone can join Are you a power mad loser with below average intelligence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Are you a power mad loser with below average intelligence? How did you find out all this stuff about me?! Do you want to join mine and Shandon’s force? Could use a guy like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 It amazes me just how many poor people are willing to pay overpriced bus fares for a distance that would take no more than 10 mins to walk. Eta: I suppose the last thing a skeletal heroin addict needs is exercise, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: How did you find out all this stuff about me?! Do you want to join mine and Shandon’s force? Could use a guy like you. Count me in, I have a grudge against normal people and have the urge to make their lives as difficult as possible by bullying them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Right, on a serious/genuine note I just received a text saying the following;“Hi Rob, just a quick Traffic Cops update. The final run of this Year's series begins next Monday (23rd) 8pm Channel 5. Next week's show includes the abandoned 4x4 story and Salman Din's accident. Salman is blurred out, but if you wouldn't mind informing him and his family, that would be really helpful. Fyi I can also send you downloads to all your episodes if you want me to. Hope you are well, best, Simon.”Unfortunately the photo thing still wasn’t working last I checked so I can’t send a screenshot but it’s real. How I do reply?Edit: tried uploading a photo, still not working [emoji35] Too long and started thinking maybe something bad happened to Salman. I’ve let Simon know he has the wrong number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Count me in, I have a grudge against normal people and have the urge to make their lives as difficult as possible by bullying them. So far it’s cafes using on rather than in, anyone buying or selling mushroom suppers, people bad mouthing tennents and white male studenty types with dreadlocks that are on the hit list for the P&B Task Force. I can see why KarlMarx is a mentalist. I’m already getting giddy with just the thought of the power and it’s been an hour. He’s been pretending (I assume) to be in the police for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If you find any, let me know. We can send you in as the bait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: So far it’s cafes using on rather than in, Wat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: So far it’s cafes using on rather than in, anyone buying or selling mushroom suppers, people bad mouthing tennents and white male studenty types with dreadlocks that are on the hit list for the P&B Task Force. I can see why KarlMarx is a mentalist. I’m already getting giddy with just the thought of the power and it’s been an hour. He’s been pretending (I assume) to be in the police for years. Could you add anyone starting a sentence with "So, going forward, ..." to the list? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Wat? Roll on sausage...Am I OK as an individual using the term on instead of in? As far as I'm aware I'm not a cafe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: Roll on sausage... Am I OK as an individual using the term on instead of in? As far as I'm aware I'm not a cafe. Roll in sausage? EDIT: Wat? still stands Edited October 17, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Roll on sausage...Am I OK as an individual using the term on instead of in? As far as I'm aware I'm not a cafe. Actually scratch that, after much deliberation I clearly use 'n' rather than in or on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Just now, pandarilla said: Actually scratch that, after much deliberation I clearly use 'n' rather than in or on. Exactly. Roll AND sausage, shortened to Roll 'n' sausage. In. f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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