throbber Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: Just wait until the baby arrives then you won't sleep properly for fucking months. Crabbit b*****d alert. I'm starting to regret this already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tynieness said: You can always just f**k off, get your own place and never see the baby. CSA will give you a call mind you, or you could bugger off overseas. I'd say so, I'm thinking about cheating on her just now so that could seal my fate and get in the clear. I would be quite widely hated by my family and hers though i would imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 We've a Portuguese family next door and the old granny is over living with them just now. She has lots of free time and not a lot of money so my gf and her have came to an agreement that we'll pay her do our ironing, or some of it at least. She keeps catching us of guard when she comes for it and my gf just grabs a pile of washing, sticks it in a bag and gives her it but there's always pairs of my pants in there. So not only is this old lady handling my pants and ironing them, she now thinks that I'm the type of guy who wants his pants ironed and that's all I think about when I see her. They do feel a lot nicer to wear right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 She probably wears them while ironing and leaves them to last. Uncalled for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Lie ins may be over but it's a good excuse to bring back nap time for the first time since I was in nursery. Honestly didn't realise what I've been missing these past 25 or so years since then. Naps are brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: He would certainly cut her legs off and put her in his f**k pram, but licking feet is a no go. You would need some size of pram, a skip with wheels would do the trick I'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) What a bunch of losers, housework on a Sunday. Who wears the troosers in your house? I did mine yesterday, so I've only the ironing to do and the dinner to make, after I get back from the shops. Edited July 23, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 At least it gives you something else to ahem think about when you see her now. You paint a lovely picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Throbber's pregnant? I take it we've already done the "who's the father?" bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Between yesterday and today I've got a new deal on car insurance (keeping the level the same rather than the automatic renewal increase), switched energy suppliers (saving at least 15 quid a month), and worked out my details and strategy for getting a new virgin media deal (The c***s gradually ramp it up but I want to watch the test match next week before ditching sky sports and threatening to leave. I'll save at least 50 a month at that point). Over the next fortnight I need to remortgage (finally under the 80% ratio thing that allows you to get a much better deal) and contact the student loan company (to work out how I want to pay the last couple of hundred quid - 14 years of payments will be done). Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: He was inspired by the film Junior. I've never seen that film. Does it actually contain a scene where Arnie gets humped by his twin brother Danny DeVito? Too much for me, and I sat through A Serbian Film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Throbber's pregnant? I take it we've already done the "who's the father?" bit? Someone's had it in for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Throbber's pregnant? I take it we've already done the "who's the father?" bit? The guy from her work is first favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Too much for me, and I sat through A Serbian Film. I doubt I could, i'll wait to see what Tony Watt has to say about it 1st before I take the plunge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 The guy from her work is first favourite. He hasn't worked there in about 8 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I genuinely couldn't sleep well for almost a week after watching that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I genuinely couldn't sleep well for almost a week after watching that. Oh well, I'm out. I like my sleep too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I genuinely couldn't sleep well for almost a week after watching that. Are you talking about junior or a Serbian film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 A Serbian Film. Thankfully it wasn't the directors cut, which I'm told is even more graphic. I also watched Ma Mere around that time, another uncomfortable film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 What's the gestation period for an elephant again. African or Indian? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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