Drew Brees Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just got home and my Portuguese neighbours are having a BBQ, done a bit of lurking and kidding on I'm interested in them and what they have to say and am now reaping the benefits. Absolutely delicious, they know how to do it, no burgers or chicken legs here, all marinated goodness. I'll save my micro penne aribiata til tomorrow night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Haha, She's welcome to them. I'm thrashing her prawns and chorizo. It's only fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Just got home and my Portuguese neighbours are having a BBQ, done a bit of lurking and kidding on I'm interested in them and what they have to say and am now reaping the benefits. Absolutely delicious, they know how to do it, no burgers or chicken legs here, all marinated goodness. I'll save my micro penne aribiata til tomorrow night. My team: Celtic Quelle surprise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew Brees said: Haha, She's welcome to them. I'm thrashing her prawns and chorizo. It's only fair. Thrashing her prawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Thrashing her prawn. I've just had a bite of her sweetcorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Wait a minute, Tom Wolfe of "Bonfire of the Vanities" fame, is a music supervisor on that show? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I did a good deed on Sunday and picked up a group of damsels in distress (they flagged me down, I didn't kerb crawl them). They were Eastern European air hostesses and had misjusdged their attire for the Scottish summer (it was pissing down and they'd left a country hotel to walk to the bus stop). Had they been typical hitchhikers (white gap year types with dreadlocks) I'd have driven by them and possibly flicked the V's but for three ladies in high heels etc blocking the road I stopped. I feel very shallow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I did a good deed on Sunday and picked up a group of damsels in distress (they flagged me down, I didn't kerb crawl them). They were Eastern European air hostesses and had misjusdged their attire for the Scottish summer (it was pissing down and they'd left a country hotel to walk to the bus stop). Had they been typical hitchhikers (white gap year types with dreadlocks) I'd have driven by them and possibly flicked the V's but for three ladies in high heels etc blocking the road I stopped. I feel very shallow. A good deed is a good deed, the motivation for it shouldn't matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B is going to be well impressed with how ITK I am when I predict the grisly discoveey of 3 maimed air hostesses then predict the killer to be an eccentric loafer obsessed aristocrat who was found springing around the woods at the burial site in his Hunter wellies Profiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B is going to be well impressed with how ITK I am when I predict the grisly discoveey of 3 maimed air hostesses then predict the killer to be an eccentric loafer obsessed aristocrat who was found springing around the woods at the burial site in his Hunter wellies I was sweating like Norman Bates (was just out of the sauna and even after a shower and some cold air from the hair dryer I couldn't cool down) but I promise they were all safely deposited at the bus stop fully intact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Seen some wee scrote absolitrly haring it across the Falkirk retail park there, straight across roads, between cars, lowping wee barriers and diving through bushes etc with a copper in full sprint pursuing him. Pretty exciting but really gutted I will never get to know how it ended. The wee c**t should have got away but kudos to the solidly built cop with all his gear on who was belting it after him. Wee scrotes love a retail park. Every time I go to Hermiston Gait the police are busy cuffing some ne'er do well for nicking something out of Decathlon. They must realise they will raise suspicion even before they start stealing stuff. They couldn't look less like the sort of person that would be buying a riding crop or a compass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Mentioned before that the ads on here seem psychic. Today I have some socks on that nearly reach my knees. Missus got me them and thought they were normal ones. I showed her them and thought they looked pretty good. I suggested I could get some "compression" socks to wear to the gym (ie get to wear long socks in the pretence it's for some serious sporting purpose rather than just for a cheap thrill). Now my p&b is showing me adverts for compression socks. I never googled them - just mentioned them to the missus. I feel I should wear a tinfoil hat when using P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I did a good deed on Sunday and picked up a group of damsels in distress (they flagged me down, I didn't kerb crawl them). They were Eastern European air hostesses and had misjusdged their attire for the Scottish summer (it was pissing down and they'd left a country hotel to walk to the bus stop). Had they been typical hitchhikers (white gap year types with dreadlocks) I'd have driven by them and possibly flicked the V's but for three ladies in high heels etc blocking the road I stopped. I feel very shallow. What a gentleman. A perverted gentleman but a gentleman nonetheless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Mentioned before that the ads on here seem psychic. Today I have some socks on that nearly reach my knees. Missus got me them and thought they were normal ones. I showed her them and thought they looked pretty good. I suggested I could get some "compression" socks to wear to the gym (ie get to wear long socks in the pretence it's for some serious sporting purpose rather than just for a cheap thrill). Now my p&b is showing me adverts for compression socks. I never googled them - just mentioned them to the missus. I feel I should wear a tinfoil hat when using P&B. Tinfoil hat, knee length socks and wellies to spring about in. I've nothing but respect for your bravery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Tinfoil hat, knee length socks and wellies to spring about in. I've nothing but respect for your bravery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I've said it before, I'll say it again, Pixies are fucking incredible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Disgustingly fat legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Ads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: That looks like the legs they give returning heroes, who tramped on a land mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Ads? Bad ads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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