KnightswoodBear Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Seems quite a harsh assessment from Stellaboz here. It looks like Shandon has pretty toned legs. He's quite clearly got his heels raised off the ground to make his fat legs appear more toned. Disgusting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: He's quite clearly got his heels raised off the ground to make his fat legs appear more toned. Disgusting They are high heels. And I do a lot of skipping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 They are high heels. And I do a lot of skipping. Lucky you got those wellies then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Dozed off on the sofa for about ten minutes. Tend not to like sleeping during the day as it always makes me feel groggy. Woken up from this unexpected nap feeling considerably better than I did all morning, headache gone, don't feel groggy at all and suddenly I feel alert again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Dozed off on the sofa for about ten minutes. Tend not to like sleeping during the day as it always makes me feel groggy. Woken up from this unexpected nap feeling considerably better than I did all morning, headache gone, don't feel groggy at all and suddenly I feel alert again. Check the calendar. Rather than ten minutes you may have been asleep for twenty years like some latter day Rip Van McWinkle. Was Princess Di still alive when you nodded off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I've always been a big advocate of the power nap. Even a minute or two is enough. If I'm going to do something high energy (like a boozy night out or some boxing) then a quick nap sets me up perfectly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Check the calendar. Rather than ten minutes you may have been asleep for twenty years like some latter day Rip Van McWinkle. Was Princess Di still alive when you nodded off? Why's Tony not PM anymore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I've always been a big advocate of the power nap. Even a minute or two is enough. If I'm going to do something high energy (like a boozy night out or some boxing) then a quick nap sets me up perfectly. I had a few drinks yesterday, not enough to put me out of action, but enough to feel it when the bairn got me up at 6:30 this morning. This ten minute power nap has restored me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Why's Tony not PM anymore? Turns out he wasn't real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Turns out he wasn't real. f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just seen a bloke (60-65) wearing a suit and some old wifie high heels. That's your reflection in the shop window, you silly old c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Why's Tony not PM anymore? Because he's an egotistical, warmongering shitstain. Hope that helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Enough of the Granny Danger chat. Actually, maybe it was Granny Danger. He did look a bit Dundee Unitedy. Yeah, it was either you or him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Just flown over Norfolk on a clear evening. F'kin hell, The only thing flatter is Rangers' European campaign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just flown over Norfolk on a clear evening. F'kin hell, The only thing flatter is Rangers' European campaign. I take it you're not in a bus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I take it you're not in a bus? No, but I took a bus to the airport. Trip has to have a bus in it somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Naps are shit Aye but they break up the day at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Cunto In the office has just rocked in with a plate of beans and two slices of toast on a side plate. Toast on beans? Unsurprisingly it turns out this individual got the wrong bus home last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Apparently Steve Buscemi was in Pulp Fiction. I never knew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 24 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Cunto In the office has just rocked in with a plate of beans and two slices of toast on a side plate. Toast on beans? Unsurprisingly it turns out this individual got the wrong bus home last night. Wait, are you saying he put the toast on top of the beans? Beans on toast is a perfectly acceptable meal if you're a bit skint or just can't be arsed making something, but putting toast on top of beans is not only stupid, it's wrong. Probably best to just delete his genetic code. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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