19QOS19 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 ...Anyway long n behold... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Fucking Dabs -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I've seen this film a lot of times and had no idea there was anything resembling Joy Division in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Fucking Dabs Danny Baker is one of life's good guys. Danny Dyer isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-40685185RIP Wunfelaff; goodnight our sweet bin-dwelling prince. x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I live alone and woke up in my spare bed. Was I that pished I kicked myself out my own bed? Do that quite often. I sometimes get that drunk that I forget where I live, and often end up in my old room at my folks house. It's a fair effort considering I haven't lived at home for over a decade, they live about twice as far from town as I do and I probably pass my own house en route to theirs. Strange stuff, the old drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Do that quite often. I sometimes get that drunk that I forget where I live, and often end up in my old room at my folks house. It's a fair effort considering I haven't lived at home for over a decade, they live about twice as far from town as I do and I probably pass my own house en route to theirs. Strange stuff, the old drink. You've got an interesting conversation to have with the prospective new owners once the auld yins end up in a home... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 4 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Do that quite often. I sometimes get that drunk that I forget where I live, and often end up in my old room at my folks house. It's a fair effort considering I haven't lived at home for over a decade, they live about twice as far from town as I do and I probably pass my own house en route to theirs. Strange stuff, the old drink. I've driven to my old house a couple of times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I've driven to my old house a couple of times. Drunk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: Drunk? Aye, but I stick to the back roads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Got on the bus home from Glasgow tonight with my daughter and we sat upstairs, just behind the stairway as there was a woman and her 5yr old son at the very front, that's where my daughter likes to sit. This drunk fud gets on and came upstairs, shouting and swearing about scots being c***s, he was Scottish, and sat a few rows behind us on the opposite side of the aisle. He continued to shout and call everyone c***s and wankers and I could see the woman, and my daughter were a bit affected by him so I turned to speak to him, before I said a word he asked me what the f**k am I gonna go about it? So I asked him to stop swearing as there were kids on the bus and he obliged and sat back. As soon as the bus pulled out of the station he came and sat directly behind us and started mumbling about me, my daughter, him bring a catholic, us being fucking prods and saying I should walk away. My daughter was very intimidated by this so I said to her to move downstairs. As we got up to go he followed us over to the stairs and stood over us as we walked down, calling us fucking prods and saying he's a catholic, I thought he was gonna swing for me as I was halfway down. I told the driver he should do something about him and I'd go back up with him if needed. Instead he pulled the bus over and phoned the police. When the p***k heard this he came down the stairs, still going on about being a catholic and then about 3 stairs from the bottom his feet flew away from him and he fell backwards, cracking his back across the stairs and lay there in agony, almost crying with the pain. It was a wonderful sight. The driver said he had to wait for the police, so we sat for 10 mins then another bus came, we jumped that and went home. Karma can be a thing of beauty sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, Drew Brees said: Got on the bus home from Glasgow tonight with my daughter and we sat upstairs, just behind the stairway as there was a woman and her 5yr old son at the very front, that's where my daughter likes to sit. This drunk fud gets on and came upstairs, shouting and swearing about scots being c***s, he was Scottish, and sat a few rows behind us on the opposite side of the aisle. He continued to shout and call everyone c***s and wankers and I could see the woman, and my daughter were a bit affected by him so I turned to speak to him, before I said a word he asked me what the f**k am I gonna go about it? So I asked him to stop swearing as there were kids on the bus and he obliged and sat back. As soon as the bus pulled out of the station he came and sat directly behind us and started mumbling about me, my daughter, him bring a catholic, us being fucking prods and saying I should walk away. My daughter was very intimidated by this so I said to her to move downstairs. As we got up to go he followed us over to the stairs and stood over us as we walked down, calling us fucking prods and saying he's a catholic, I thought he was gonna swing for me as I was halfway down. I told the driver he should do something about him and I'd go back up if needed. Instead he pulled the bus over and phoned the police. When the p***k heard this he came down the stairs, still going on about being a catholic and then about 3 stairs from the bottom his feet flew away from him and he fell backwards, cracking his back across the stairs and lay there in agony, almost crying with the pain. It was a beautiful sight. The driver said he had to wait for the police, so we sat for 10 mins then another bus came, we jumped that and went home. Karma can be a good c**t sometimes. When the old red Clydeside Scottish buses were running out of Paisley to Glasgow they bought quite a few old London buses that you enter from the back circa 1984/5ish. Being a smart arse swinging around the pole at the bottom as the bus pulled up at the Argosy bar on the PRW my swinging technique was way off as the fanny driver braked hard and I went flying from the bus sprinting like Hussain Bolt into the bus stop window hard as f**k in front of a packed bus stop. Oh how everyone laughed as I picked myself up from the ground in agony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Need to start a 'p***ks on a bus' thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: When the old red Clydeside Scottish buses were running out of Paisley to Glasgow they bought quite a few old London buses that you enter from the back circa 1984/5ish. Being a smart arse swinging around the pole at the bottom as the bus pulled up at the Argosy bar on the PRW my swinging technique was way off as the fanny driver braked hard and I went flying from the bus sprinting like Hussain Bolt into the bus stop window hard as f**k in front of a packed bus stop. Oh how everyone laughed as I picked myself up from the ground in agony. Ah yes his lesser known brother... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: Ah yes his lesser known brother... Hellbhoy Bolt? Sounds like I've heard that from a good few posters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 What the f**k is wrong with people? 1 minute ago, AMC13 said: Aye that was me pissed in a cup and chucked it at yous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 35 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Need to start using paragraphs. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 55 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Karma can be a thing of beauty sometimes. Should have asked the driver for a copy of the footage from the cameras 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Should have asked the driver for a copy of the footage from the cameras Never thought about cameras, hopefully it'll turn up online somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 07:55, Shandon Par said: Fucking hell! That looks like something from Fallout. Not sure what weighs more; the dress, her make up or her fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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