Jimmy85 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: What was the reason? Abusive behaviour. I’m assuming it’s a case of mistaken identity tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 A c**t on a local Facebook group has had new double glazing fitted and is generously giving away his old windows. His old double glazing units that required to be replaced and that were specifically made for his house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When I headed out from lunch today I spotted the Bayern Munich coach pulling up at The Radison, went over for a look and saw all the player's heading into the hotel. I didn't stop to get an autograph as it may have eaten into my Greggs eating time but still good to see them taking time out to meet their fans. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I hope you waved your tepid sausage roll at them, Bert. Whilst tucking into your steakbake. I had a Big Softie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 What the f**k? http://catgenie.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Zen Archer said: What the f**k? http://catgenie.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I just ordered some stock of vehicle defect books for the company and made a slight* miscalculation on how many were needed and I now have enough defect books on the way to last 20 years. *Absolutely fucking massive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Will you last 20 years?? Very much doubt it. Nor will the vans. Anyone need some defect books? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 I'm playing football tonight and I'm not sure if playing is a good idea. An early morning trip to the doctors was in order today to get painkillers because of the pain. I pulled a fucking muscle in my back shagging. I have no idea what I was doing (nothing new there) to manage to do that. Not quite Kirkypoo and his poached egg but certainly up there in regards to how daft it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 44 minutes ago, Rugster said: I just ordered some stock of vehicle defect books for the company and made a slight* miscalculation on how many were needed and I now have enough defect books on the way to last 20 years. *Absolutely fucking massive. When I was a student I worked as an administrator in the NHS. The lassie who did the stationary order made a mess of it one day and ended up order 10 boxes of cardboard backed envelopes with a clear window - the sort of envelope you used to get your exam results in. This resulted in an email going out to all staff requesting that these envelopes be used for all mail in the first instance as we needed to get through them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Just now, ICTChris said: When I was a student I worked as an administrator in the NHS. The lassie who did the stationary order made a mess of it one day and ended up order 10 boxes of cardboard backed envelopes with a clear window - the sort of envelope you used to get your exam results in. This resulted in an email going out to all staff requesting that these envelopes be used for all mail in the first instance as we needed to get through them I'm thinking of getting all the staff to use the defect reports on their own vehicles every day. That might reduce it to 5 years or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 (edited) I was asked to source printed cheap shopping bags for a local charity I was working for. The only firm that could make anything like the maximum price per bag was a Chinese firm, minimum order a container load, or 10 million bags. My boss said "Great, I'll put it to the board." We might have needed a hundred a week. Edited October 31, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: I'm thinking of getting all the staff to use the defect reports on their own vehicles every day. That might reduce it to 5 years or so. I could give one to my wife. Expect a book a week. Chewed wheels, dinged doors, tea spilled in electrics, cyclist impact damage, wall impact damage, truck impact damage, underside damage from hitting speed bumps at warp factor 9, interior chewed by dog.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Why are the BAFTAs presented in LA? Weirdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Going to students union on Saturday for few pints. Not been in for years. Fed up with same pubs in Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: Why are the BAFTAs presented in LA? Weirdos. Means Harvey can still go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Passed my yearly medical to work in Thailand today. Epilepsy Leprosy Drug addiction (amphetamines) Hepatitis -All Syphilis Alcoholism HIV HIV was an extra, don't why they tested for that! Anyway, good for you all back in Jockistan, not good for the local dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Do you need all of these for Thai residency or just some? Ok dumb f**k. I was negative in all. For residency, More hoops (not the Celtic way) to jump through, financially or politically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Ok dumb f**k. I was negative in all. For residency, More hoops (not the Celtic way) to jump through, financially or politically. Did you use someone else's piss for the alcohol test? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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