ayrshire_nomad Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Has anyone ever went out for lunch and asked for their own off the menu invented dish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: It is too early for decorations you melt. 5 days before is about right imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 ^^^Throbbers Christmas tree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Arctic skuas are utter c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Had an MRI done on my shitty shoulder today. Also started trophic electrical stimulation. Like hundreds of electric shocks. It's quite sore. f**k knows if it's helping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Had an MRI done on my shitty shoulder today. Also started trophic electrical stimulation. Like hundreds of electric shocks. It's quite sore. f**k knows if it's helping Dr P&B says that your shoulder problem is linked to your husband's nocturnal beatings. Treatment? Boot him in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 26 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Had an MRI done on my shitty shoulder today. Also started trophic electrical stimulation. Like hundreds of electric shocks. It's quite sore. f**k knows if it's helping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 29 minutes ago, Swarley said: Dr P&B says that your shoulder problem is linked to your husband's nocturnal beatings. Treatment? Boot him in the pie. It's his fault I hurt it. Dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 10 hours ago, sjc said: ^^^Throbbers Christmas tree Throbbers a lucky guy then. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 It's his fault I hurt it. Dick. Double the treatment, twice a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 one of my offspring recently did a road safety course at primary. She told me that the yellow boxes with the button on at crossings have a wee cone on the bottom for deaf and blind people.I can't believe i got to my forties without knowing this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Aye it starts spinning round when its safe to go. I only recently learned this. one of my offspring recently did a road safety course at primary. She told me that the yellow boxes with the button on at crossings have a wee cone on the bottom for deaf and blind people.I can't believe i got to my forties without knowing this. Not that I doubted either of you but I had to Google it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 5 hours ago, coprolite said: one of my offspring recently did a road safety course at primary. She told me that the yellow boxes with the button on at crossings have a wee cone on the bottom for deaf and blind people. I can't believe i got to my forties without knowing this. My gran, who's registered blind, informed me about these. Only in the past couple of years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I read it in here in the past having previously never realised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) I would like to share mines, Jesus', Jah, Allah, Muhammad, etc etc in the hope that this coming arctic blast finally solidifies @Granny Danger like Han Solo in Star Wars. If he was canine he would have been lethally jagged years ago. The silly old Fud Edited December 4, 2017 by Finch road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Just now, Finch road said: I would like to share mines, Jesus', Nah, Allah, Muhammad, etc etc in the hipe that this coming arctic blast finally solidifies @Granny Danger luke Han Solo in Star Wars. If he was canine he would have been lethally jagged years ago. The silly old Fud Good well thought out post; will read again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Good well thought out post; will read again. No worries mate, hope your pipes burst x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @Flybhoy, potential job for you in Easter Angus. Easter isn't until next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Turning 40 in about 90 minutes. Happy to say I'm pished. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: f**k sake. Commiserations. Hope you've got a big cuntbadge to wear. I've told you before, my cuntbadge is my face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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