IainMorton Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Just now, deej said: To the c**t that buzzed my buzzer at 4.30 am twice this morning before I got up and turned it off, I hope nobody let you in and you caught hypothermia. Shitbag The bin men did this with my buzzer at 7:30am a week past on Sunday so they could enter the building and into the back gardens. The must have done this with everyone up the close as I could hear my neighbours buzzer going too. I was ever so slightly raging!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Who the f**k wears makeup and jewelry in the bath? Shocking state of affairs. I wore my watch in the bath once.It doesn't work now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 32 minutes ago, ayrmad said: Smearing your cock with lipstick doesn't count. That post says a lot more about you than it does about me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I wore my watch in the bath once. It doesn't work now. Do you only have a shower now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Only when it's my birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wonder if they also do mushrooms? https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/567032/video-perthshire-chip-shop-serving-battered-brussels-sprouts-wanted-know-taste-like/ I had sprout bhajis in B undobust earlier in the week. They were excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Bought a bottle of Barrs Cola for lunch and thought it tasted strange. Only just realised they have reduced the sugar content in it. First Orange Lucozade and now this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: @DA Baracus post a picture of your books please 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: @DA Baracus post a picture of your books please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Glad to see you take your book dusting seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I take it your response was delayed because you were tidying it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I take it your response was delayed because you were tidying it? Too busy brushing his teeth imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Too busy brushing his teeth imo The beauty of his arrangement is, he could do both at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I take it your response was delayed because you were tidying it? 13 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Too busy brushing his teeth imo Nay. I didn't see the post until today at work. 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The beauty of his arrangement is, he could do both at the same time. Sickening. I brush my teeth at the bathroom sink. I just charge the toothbrush on the bookcase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 44 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Still using videos in Fife then, just wait till you discover DVDs.... An airhorn to annoy the neighbours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 He probably can't even read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Happy Rush Day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Sir, are you single by any chance ? Edited December 21, 2017 by Cerberus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I had the misfortune to be in the same room as Mrs Ranter while she was watching one of those Real Housewives crappy shows last night. Despite trying to concentrate on P&B, I couldn't help but overhear that one of the screechy attention seekers was sending her husband for a 'scrotum dewrinkling'. What sort of world are we now in that a) people even thought of offering such a service in the first place, and b) someone looks at their bawsack and thinks "I'd rather that was less wrinkly. Lets see if there's a surgical procedure I can endure to smooth it out". Jeezo man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I have here comes your man by the pixies stuck in my head. I couldn’t tell you the last time I heard this song. How has this happened? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Just now, throbber said: A hoorah foggy today. What does this mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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