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4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

Just bought this bag, pretty sure I had the same one for first year of secondary.

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That was the first time in my life I had ever been excited at the prospect of getting a school bag. 

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Just woke up from a good dream (shagging some wee dirty in a field) which turned into a nightmare - I'd left my car at the side of the road whilst I was shagging and my dog was in it and somebody stole the car.

I phoned the in-car phone (!!!) and, due to dreaming, my voice sounded like a 12 year old scousers as I squealed repeatedly "I'm not a grass, bring my dog bag and keep the car"

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1 minute ago, Dindeleux said:

Just woke up from a good dream (shagging some wee dirty in a field) which turned into a nightmare - I'd left my car at the side of the road whilst I was shagging and my dog was in it and somebody stole the car.

I phoned the in-car phone (!!!) and, due to dreaming, my voice sounded like a 12 year old scousers as I squealed repeatedly "I'm not a grass, bring my dog bag and keep the car"

What age was she?

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