19QOS19 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Aye sounds like she's just abusing him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: That would be fantastic. Employee of the month guaranteed. You planning on working the old c**t to death? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Christ, who knows. That could almost be a thread, who could you employ for your own company and why. I'd employ @throbber as a chainboy. He'd have to cut back on his drinking through the week though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I'd employ Throbber as a Pinata. That plan could go horribly wrong if you read what he’s just posted on the Takeaways thread! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tynieness said: I'd employ Throbber as a Pinata. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tynieness said: I think I will go for the latter approach. Why don't you offer all the candidates out in the car park? Employ the one that shites it the most knowing they'll forever be your bitch at the workplace? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, Tynieness said: That would be fantastic. Employee of the month guaranteed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 55 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Got to love the "helper" in the yellow shirt who absolutely shat himself and shoved the guy in front of the second one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 hours ago, sjc said: Who from P&B would be suitable? F*ck off, he’s already given me the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: F*ck off, he’s already given me the job. Good luck in your new post Komrade Andropov...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Maybe you need to brush up on your sifting and interviewing techniques. Shake it up a little. Go off piste instead of following that competency based nonsense. Or take the pot luck approach and just write all their names down on a dart board and throw a dart. f**k that, employ the hottest looking female. At least then if they're shite at the job, they still serve a purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 My Friends birthday today and almost got the DJ at his party to play the song that was number one at this time in 1970. Played the fist few seconds before the penny dropped. Foiled again.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Romeo said: My Friends birthday today and almost got the DJ at his party to play the song that was number one at this time in 1970. Played the fist few seconds before the penny dropped. Foiled again.... Is he a Quaker? They don't like it up em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Hawaii shits itself for 38 minutes. https://www.news24.com/World/News/under-mattresses-in-the-bathtub-hawaii-panics-after-false-alert-of-incoming-missile-20180114 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just had some of Friday nights Chinese for breakfast. Every time I read something you post Throbber, I just think to myself how blessed I am in life and thank f**k I don’t love yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 This is me sober as well. Good for you, little steps and all that! Or is that meant to be the wean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Re Hawaii above, it might explain throbber's dream about his father-in-law. http://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/42678647 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: Mattresses over the bathtub is really going to come in handy when your house explodes in on you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Today, my wife booked a 5 day trip down to Okinawa for the end of next month. 20+ Degrees C will be most welcome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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