The Captain Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Sorry for repeat posting from the P & B Quiz forum - but I think it's important to share with the widest audience as possible the dark secrets of our very own " beloved "Global Moderator Tynieness. Look at the nick of this clown this morning resplendent in his wives dancing pumps and his mothers best knee hose. The complete ensemble resembles something straight out of central casting. To paraphrase Larry Grayson " ooh what a gay day "... Ps when the captain stopped pissing himself laughing , held on for a creditable draw one set each... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Tynieness said: In my defence I was still pissed from last night, and the calf supports are following a tear in my tights. Honest. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Catching up. Coronation Chicken needs raisins. Yes, you're officially old and out of touch when the "music was better in my day" thoughts appear. It's as valid now as when Viennese parents were despairing of their children for liking that Mozart shite. G_Man1985 is Patrick Bateman. James Corden's kid picture is far less embarrassing than any one taken of him in the last twenty years. Doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 When I see coronation chicken in a deli I always wonder how long it's been sitting there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: When I see coronation chicken in a deli I always wonder how long it's been sitting there. Aye, I'm the same when I see all day breakfast advertised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Captain Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Nice to see that Tynieness has a firm grasp of historical events. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Went out for lunch today and chose the burger, without properly reading what was in the burger. The thing arrived with a full, large, slice of pineapple on top of the beef. I like pineapple but one bight was enough to tell you that it does not belong on a burger. When I went to the toilet I noticed another person who had ordered the burger. Saw he had placed the pineapple slice on the side of his plate. Good burger apart from that though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Went out for lunch today and chose the burger, without properly reading what was in the burger. The thing arrived with a full, large, slice of pineapple on top of the beef. I like pineapple but one bight was enough to tell you that it does not belong on a burger. When I went to the toilet I noticed another person who had ordered the burger. Saw he had placed the pineapple slice on the side of his plate. Good burger apart from that though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 I've had a lot to drink. The incredibly mundane is interesting to me right now.Watching the analysis on Sportscene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 When I went to the toilet I noticed another person who had ordered the burger. Saw he had placed the pineapple slice on the side of his plate. Good burger apart from that though. Not a good sign when someone is eating their lunch in the toilet.Pineapple chunks can often be confused with urinal cubes. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Do you mean Poet of the Macabre? Lay off him. The break-up with Hayden Panettiere hasn't been easy for him. Shroom suppers have filled the void. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Is that the one on St Claire street? If so I'll get sombody petrol bomb it It is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: Went out for lunch today and chose the burger, without properly reading what was in the burger. The thing arrived with a full, large, slice of pineapple on top of the beef. I like pineapple but one bight was enough to tell you that it does not belong on a burger. When I went to the toilet I noticed another person who had ordered the burger. Saw he had placed the pineapple slice on the side of his plate. Good burger apart from that though. You old cove you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 5 hours ago, The Captain said: Nice to see that Tynieness has a firm grasp of historical events. Is this a whoosh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 'Bight' though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Spent the last couple of hours watching videos on BSL. I don't personally know any deaf or hard of hearing people so chances are I'll never use it but I'm fair enjoying learning a little bit of sign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Small town at back of woop woop just beyond thje black stump holds a Let's Dance festival. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-01/lets-dance-carinda-aussie-town-taps-bowie-history-for-festival/9004634 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 After 20 odd applications, I've finally got a new job! I've had far worse Mondays looks like perseverance does pay off. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 After 20 odd applications, I've finally got a new job! I've had far worse Mondays looks like perseverance does pay off. Congratulations, what's the job? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 After 20 odd applications, I've finally got a new job! I've had far worse Mondays looks like perseverance does pay off. Congrats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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