DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, grumswall said: 20 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I saw a guy on an electric monocycle today, I so wished he'd lose control and skin his puss. There's a guy down Kirkcaldy high street quite a bit with one of them. Been tempted to start throwing big sticks in front of him to test his balance. 13 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: It was at the Adam Smith traffic light so it's probably the same fucker. I saw this guy on Saturday. It was a fleeting glimpse and I instantly judged him as a monumental twat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 I can’t take a pic as it would get me lifted but I’m 99% sure Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones is working security at Minneapolis airport today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Made these two dishes (Pics from recipe site - not mine btw!) for dinner tonight to which my wife's reaction was to complain about the lack of carbs. My response was to suggest that she "makes her own fucking dinner in future". She's now in a huff with me..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 27 minutes ago, sjc said: Made these two dishes (Pics from recipe site - not mine btw!) for dinner tonight to which my wife's reaction was to complain about the lack of carbs. My response was to suggest that she "makes her own fucking dinner in future". She's now in a huff with me..... That bottom one is surely not a combination of eggs and peaches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: That bottom one is surely not a combination of eggs and peaches? Top one is steamed salmon with boiled green beans and eggs in a natural yoghurt/black olive dressing. The bottom one is a plum, maple syrup and cinnamon tart with vanilla ice cream. (you can't see the pastry it's sitting on in the pic) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 34 minutes ago, sjc said: Made these two dishes (Pics from recipe site - not mine btw!) for dinner tonight to which my wife's reaction was to complain about the lack of carbs. My response was to suggest that she "makes her own fucking dinner in future". She's now in a huff with me..... She's got a point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: She's got a point. Philistine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 1 minute ago, sjc said: Philistine! That's a starter and a pudding. I'd be looking for my real dinner in between. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's a starter and a pudding. I'd be looking for my real dinner in between. It's 27C here at 1.30am in the morning. How hot do you think it was at 6pm?! Loading up on carbs sounds like a great idea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, sjc said: It's 27C here at 1.30am in the morning. How hot do you think it was at 6pm?! Loading up on carbs sounds like a great idea! I don't care, you chose to live there. Even your missus has called you out for your namby pamby slimming club dinner. Go and cry about it on mumsnet. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 It's 27C here at 1.30am in the morning. How hot do you think it was at 6pm?! Loading up on carbs sounds like a great idea!It was 40C here at 1.30 in the morning & I still managed to have chow mein, chips & a pizza. Loading up on carbs is a great idea in extreme temperature (& alcohol) situations. Namby pamby starters & puddings don’t cut it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't care, you chose to live there. Even your missus has called you out for your namby pamby slimming club dinner. Go and cry about it on mumsnet. 5 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: It was 40C here at 1.30 in the morning & I still managed to have chow mein, chips & a pizza. Loading up on carbs is a great idea in extreme temperature (& alcohol) situations. Namby pamby starters & puddings don’t cut it. Get in the fucking sea, you pair of fat fuckers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I remember the time it was 60oC here at 5am once and I ate a whole pasta factory and three chip shops. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, sjc said: Get in the fucking sea, you pair of fat fuckers! Your wife is obviously a munchy box kind of girl. She's going to dump you, if you don't wise up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Your wife is obviously a munchy box kind of girl. She's going to dump you, if you don't wise up. Na. it's just a certain time of the month when she turns into a right moody bitch. Funny how she hid this trait very well until after we were married! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 36 minutes ago, sjc said: Na. it's just a certain time of the month when she turns into a right moody bitch. Funny how she hid this trait very well until after we were married! She's had a hell of a first year or so of married life with you and the baby skiving off in hospital tbf. Doubt many of her mates will be marrying Scotsmen anytime soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 42 minutes ago, sjc said: Na. it's just a certain time of the month when she turns into a right moody bitch. Funny how she hid this trait very well until after we were married! You never knew about periods before you married? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I remember the time it was 60oC here at 5am once and I ate a whole pasta factory and three chip shops.Just a snack for an Elgin loon. [emoji57] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, sjc said: Na. it's just a certain time of the month when she turns into a right moody bitch. Funny how she hid this trait very well until after we were married! Discussing her periods on a football forum with ( alcoholics virgins, middle aged, loner etc etc ). Will delight her. Edited July 10, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Discussing her periods on a football forum with ( alcoholics virgins, middle aged, loner etc etc ). Will delight her. There’s more than just you reading this. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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