tamthebam Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Bad news for me- GordonD posted it first on the Jokes thread. The b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 More to the point why is an adult dressing up for Halloween?I guess some people have mates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 40 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I guess some people have mates. Which makes it even more creepy if there's a group of them. They must love it - the one time of year they can wear masks and give sweets to children without getting lifted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-45988890 Racist dick denies being a racist dick. Stupid racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 55 minutes ago, griffiti on the wall said: Folk must know who done it Round up the posse and administer some street justice and hand a few of these wee c***s a scheme booting. Quote of the week from the juniors forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I just had that once every season, or maybe 2 seasons moment where you sit down to a game of football and suddenly remember that not only is Alan Hutton still alive, but he is still playing football at a decent level 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Looked for the out of the mouths of babes thread but this came from a non wid on the train so here will do. Background, the train I’m on departed at 18:18 and is going to Leeds, f**k it I’m getting off soon anyway so that’s the train I’m on. “It arrives in Leeds at quarter to 1” says husband (I assume)She replies “what? During the night?”I worry for society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/25/2018 at 21:03, Granny Danger said: Do we get the egg overlords first? On 10/25/2018 at 20:26, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 How good are you with apostrophes? http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5BrQRSTxg6cslZKcrMnfc40/the-apostrophe-quiz5/10. I'm an embarrassment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 How good are you with apostrophes? http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5BrQRSTxg6cslZKcrMnfc40/the-apostrophe-quizI got 1?10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Took missus to a&e last night as she hurt her right knee. I was running back to the car after paying for the parking ticket, spotted a barrier I fancied vaulting over but thought “don’t do it as you’ll probably fall and hurt...” and at that second I fell off the kerb, going over on my left ankle and skinning my right knee. Face down on the road outside the main entrance to the ERI having drunk nothing stronger than a herbal tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 28 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Took missus to a&e last night as she hurt her right knee. I was running back to the car after paying for the parking ticket, spotted a barrier I fancied vaulting over but thought “don’t do it as you’ll probably fall and hurt...” and at that second I fell off the kerb, going over on my left ankle and skinning my right knee. Face down on the road outside the main entrance to the ERI having drunk nothing stronger than a herbal tea. What does that tell you? Shit happens, you have no control over it. Your non-drinking, veggieism serves only as a stick to hit you with. You're worse off than you were before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Going to a halloween party with Kenny Deuchar for weans today. Excited! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Going to a halloween party with Kenny Deuchar for weans today. Excited! You might want to reword that sentence. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 You might want to reword that sentence.Im comfortable with my phrasing, im taking my wean, his are also going I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Going to a halloween party with Kenny Deuchar for weans today. Excited!Do you drive the van or does Kenny? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Do you drive the van or does Kenny? always the lowest common denominator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 When I do a half day at work and go home I always need a nap, but if I do a full day at work and go home I don't need a nap, yet technically I should be more tired after a full day's work than a half days work.Any budding scientists know why this is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 minute ago, port-ton said: When I do a half day at work and go home I always need a nap, but if I do a full day at work and go home I don't need a nap, yet technically I should be more tired after a full day's work than a half days work. Any budding scientists know why this is? You're a weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 You're a weirdo.What qualifications do you have to back up this theory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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