heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I think something like this might have happened to me, but couldn’t confirm whether the guy was a drugged up nutter or doing exactly as you say. Walking down George St and a guy strolls up and asks if I can tell him where he can find some beer, whilst holding a crate. I laugh it off and keep walking and he follows me getting more and more annoyed at the lack of response until finding another group to annoy. I had a drunken daftie knock on my car window whilst at traffic lights in the centre of Perth, to tell me my caravan lights weren’t working. I gave him the “aye cheers nae bother” to get rid of him, but jumped out for a looksee after he staggered away and he was right, I never got chance to thank him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 23 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I had a drunken daftie knock on my car window whilst at traffic lights in the centre of Perth, to tell me my caravan lights weren’t working. I gave him the “aye cheers nae bother” to get rid of him, but jumped out for a looksee after he staggered away and he was right, I never got chance to thank him Because it was Jeremy Clarkson, and he'd just tanned them in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I wake up to this every day..... Spoiler .....on my daughters favourite TV programme (sadly). What programme is this? I was stuck having to watch Sam and Cat yesterday with my daughter. [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 3 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: What?? Try walking from Edinburgh Playhouse to the Kings Theatre when you realise you've turned up at the wrong venue for a gig then you'll realise just how small central Edinburgh really is. I don't think that's very far. Google Maps says it's less than two miles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 48 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: What programme is this? I was stuck having to watch Sam and Cat yesterday with my daughter. It's called "mother of ???"(not sure what the translation is) Sadly she's usually dressed a bit mumsy and frumpy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 It's called "mother of ???"(not sure what the translation is) Sadly she's usually dressed a bit mumsy and frumpy! [emoji20]mumsy and frumpy can still look pumpable 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Haveyou ever seen Theresa May and Noel Gallagher in the same room ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Haveyou ever seen Theresa May and Noel Gallagher in the same room ? May + Gallagher = Mark Chapman in drag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 On 25/10/2018 at 13:25, 19QOS19 said: You've been out the country too long, ya fanny! Lol I had it in my head as Roland the Thomson gunner by Warren Zevon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 On 27/10/2018 at 09:21, Sergeant Wilson said: What does that tell you? Shit happens, you have no control over it. Your non-drinking, veggieism serves only as a stick to hit you with. You're worse off than you were before. It was a good job I had running tights on otherwise my knee would be full of road grit. Elephant ankle and scabby knee some sort of divine punishment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Why are some people just so idiotic they think something like this is acceptable. Not one brain cell in working order in this guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 34 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: It was a good job I had running tights on otherwise my knee would be full of road grit. Elephant ankle and scabby knee some sort of divine punishment. Easy access to the cellar Mr Fritzl..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: If you don’t understand the difference between “ghosts and ghouls” and an anti-Semitic mass murderer then you need help. Nope. Please enlighten me. Ghosts and ghouls don't scare Jews now ffs. Racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Chief Executive of WWF (the wildlife one) on the news there waxing lyrical about how humans are causing the loss of wildlife. “You know, I remember leaving milk out for hedgehogs in my garden but you just don’t see them any more” she pines. Well hedgehogs have a milk intolerance which can induce severe diahorrea so they’ve probably all shat themselves to death you daft bint. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show.Was Scunthorpe a correct answer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, MSU said: Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Listening to yesterday's Superscoreboard podcast at work this afternoon. The daily teaser question was name ten teams in Scotland or England who have a body part in their name. The host, Gordon Whatshisname, cheekily tells Keevins and Alex Rae not to even think about mentioning the team who play at the Emirates. They go to a break and when they come back, Twitter has predictably exploded with a different guess and now he has to tell them to definitely not mention the team that Stuart McCall currently manages. I was chuckling away at this when Keevins says Heart of Midlothian because it contains "ear", rather than the arguably more obvious "heart". What a show.One of my colleagues was doing the same today and sent it over to me. Got all ten but took ages. And Scunthorpe was not a correct answer amazingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 10/29/2018 at 21:26, CaspianChris said: Why are some people just so idiotic they think something like this is acceptable. Not one brain cell in working order in this guy. Don't watch any of the reruns of Allo Allo.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 29/10/2018 at 21:26, CaspianChris said: Why are some people just so idiotic they think something like this is acceptable. Not one brain cell in working order in this guy. and not even a member of the royal family either... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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