Widge Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Aye, a desolate hill on the outskirts of Bathgate is where you should start married life. I've spent better nights in jail than at VU.Don’t get me wrong it’s alright? But aye it’s ok the middle of West Lothian and literally near nothing, dreadful place to actually have a party after. Just my luck the last wedding I attended was there and so is the next one I’ll be going to! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 3 hours ago, supermik said: Try the Vue at bathgate. A Big Fat Greek Wedding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 My mate got married in a castle in the Edinburgh area. It was a cracking venue but I'll be fucked if I can remember the name of it. Beat that for a story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My mate got married in a castle in the Edinburgh area. It was a cracking venue but I'll be fucked if I can remember the name of it. Beat that for a story. Was it this place? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 You know you are old when you walk through Waverley Station and see the plans they have for the future of the station and you realise that you will probably be dead before the work is finished! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 33 minutes ago, Kmeister said: You know you are old when you walk through Waverley Station and see the plans they have for the future of the station and you realise that you will probably be dead before the work is finished! A bit like most of us and when Hampden ever gets redeveloped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: Was it this place? My wife once sang Ave Maria at a wedding in the wee chapel up the top whilst I got accosted by Japanese tourists outside for wearing a kilt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Remember Alex Miller years ago doing that hoppy, runny sore leg thing?That was me running across the road to the bank tonight, honestly thought I’d been hit by a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 10 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Looking at wedding venues and there’s a couple of front runners, one in Ayrshire and one Edinburgh. Keep getting these hints (usually from older people) that it should be in Ayrshire as it’s easier for guests and you can’t expect people to travel/stay over in an expensive hotel etc. Personally I am leaning towards ‘guests can go f**k themselves’ if they’re going to complain about driving an hour and a half from Ayrshire ffs! What are people’s thoughts on this? Am I being the twat or is it everybody else? I live in Edinburgh and am happy to stand in for any twats who can't come from Ayrshire if 1) there's a chance of getting fired in to a Bridesmaid 2) there's steak pie for tea 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: I live in Edinburgh and am happy to stand in for any twats who can't come from Ayrshire if 1) there's a chance of getting fired in to a Bridesmaid 2) there's steak pie for tea Steak pie, the traditional wedding breakfast...if you're having it in the local bowling club. Served with Lambrusco, no doubt and apple pie and custard to follow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Fucking cretins. I've happily driven from Aberdeen to Inveraray for a wedding for a couple of nights. And flown to Zurich for another last year, fantastic experiences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: I live in Edinburgh and am happy to stand in for any twats who can't come from Ayrshire if 1) there's a chance of getting fired in to a Bridesmaid 2) there's steak pie for tea There will be no steak pie anywhere near my wedding, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 There will be no steak pie anywhere near my wedding, sorry.Disgrace 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 There will be no steak pie anywhere near my wedding, sorry.No wonder folk don’t want to go 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 11 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: There will be no steak pie anywhere near my wedding, sorry. Disgrace One thing I cannot stand is fussy eaters who can only eat bland meals like steak pie. If anyone complains about food they will be booted in the pie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Burned at the stake would be a tad fitting. Any serving suggestions for @Honest_Man#1's wedding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I don’t think I’ve ever had steak pie at a wedding tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Steak pies are for funerals. Steak pie at a wedding is the mark of a Tedi Beast OFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Pies at weddings sounds a good mash up, like handing out glasses of Prosecco as you go into the football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I was at a wedding in Shetland once and towards the end of the night, a waiter was dishing out Scotch Broth in polystyrene cups. I thought it was madness at the time. Heaps of pished up Teuchters stripping the willow, stinking of soup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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