Dee Man Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 50 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I was backing up your point. Very defensive Dee Man. Apologies for reading it wrong, I was genuinely waiting on someone trying to pull me up for that. I think the stress of your upcoming wedding is getting to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Theres absolutely nothing wrong with kissing your children on the lips, well, apart from the fact the are full of germs and happily pass on all manner of bugs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 25/03/2019 at 14:01, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dusseldorf flight ends up in Edinburgh due to "paperwork error". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47691478 Not quite the same disruption, but a chopper has gone and done a similar thing: Helicopter lands on wrong North Sea platform 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Not quite the same disruption, but a chopper has gone and done a similar thing: Helicopter lands on wrong North Sea platform Dyslexic pilot getting his Charlie’s and Deltas mixed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Plenty of us have landed their chopper in the wrong place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Plenty of us have landed their chopper in the wrong place. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) Sometimes I just don't understand people. My normal day consists of arriving in Edinburgh about 08:45 and leaving in the ProCeed around 16:00. There's a pedestrian crossing fairly close to Crewe Toll that's used by a Mother/Blonde Kid combo during these times. When ever they wish to cross the boy always pushes the circular button on the pelican crossing and that's excellent parenting, and whether I'm running late or not I've huge tolerance towards this. But...the mother allows the blonde haired boy to push the button on once he's crossed the road and it massively, and unnecessarily snags the flow of traffic for the southbound commuter. After work today I was using the Comely Bank Waitrose and this Woman/Blonde Kid combo were in shopping and I thought it the perfect opportunity to make a friend and offer corrective advice. Sadly the woman wasn't open or receptive towards my sage advice and unnecessarily involved her husband and store security services. Acid test will be Monday to see whether my intervention's been worthwhile. Edited March 28, 2019 by Billy Rubin 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Billy Rubin said: Sometimes I just don't understand people. My normal day consists of arriving in Edinburgh about 08:45 and leaving in the ProCeed around 16:00. There's a pedestrian crossing fairly close to Crewe Toll that's used by a Mother/Blonde Kid combo during these times. When ever they wish to cross the boy always pushes the circular button on the pelican crossing and that's excellent parenting, and whether I'm running late or not if huge tolerance towards this. But...the mother allows the blonde haired boy to push the button on once he's crossed the road and it massively, and unnecessarily snags the flow of traffic for the southbound commuter. After work today I was using the Comely Bank Waitrose and this Woman/Blonde Kid combo were in shopping and I thought it the perfect opportunity to make a friend and offer corrective advice. Sadly the woman wasn't welcome and receptive to my sage advice and unnecessarily involved her husband and store security services. Acid test will be Monday to see whether my intervention's been worthwhile. I think the acid test will be tomorrow when you'll see if the police have taken the family's complaint seriously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I think the acid test will be if this actually took place outside of PB's mind. And if it did, was the wifie a wid nor a wid not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: I think the acid test will be tomorrow when you'll see if the police have taken the family's complaint seriously I was hoping that it wouldn't disrupt the trial schedule for unruly traffic light ignoring cyclists, but go ahead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think the acid test will be if this actually took place outside of PB's mind. And if it did, was the wifie a wid nor a wid not. Took place in the Waitrose. You can get some cracking meatballs out of Waitrose these days which is great if - like me - you're trying to shed a few pounds for the cycle watching season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Watching the news here tonight, story about a tourist falling into the Grand Canyon. They’re looking for him.“......he fell over 4000 feet. Authorities don’t believe he survived”I laughed at that more than I should have 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, Raidernation said: laughed at that more than I should have Why? Must be a strong chance he's dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dyslexic pilot getting his Charlie’s and Deltas mixed up. what a stupid dunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Billy Rubin said: Took place in the Waitrose. You can get some cracking meatballs out of Waitrose these days which is great if - like me - you're trying to shed a few pounds for the cycle watching season. on top: some old Smokies (not covered in cheese) I hope you didn't lose your meatballs when somebody sneezed. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Raidernation said: Watching the news here tonight, story about a tourist falling into the Grand Canyon. They’re looking for him. “......he fell over 4000 feet. Authorities don’t believe he survived” I laughed at that more than I should have Similar to when you hear a news story like: Police today said his dismembered remains were found inside a suitcase. A spokesman said they are treating the death as suspicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Watching the news here tonight, story about a tourist falling into the Grand Canyon. They’re looking for him.“......he fell over 4000 feet. Authorities don’t believe he survived”I laughed at that more than I should have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 24 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: You just can’t keep up with their Champaaaagnee Lifestyall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Is that a Piaggeo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Jesus shit, this is creepy as f**k. They both obviously have problems. Nothing a wee glass of Moooooooeeeeet won’t solve though- continue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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