akredz Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, akredz said: We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. instruct your wife to mention the stolen Van Goghs, Rolexes, gold bars etc to the insurance company... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 39 minutes ago, akredz said: We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. Sounds like she had a good party anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Just realised that as the Spotify account linked to our Echo/Alexa thing is mine, I can blast any old s***e out of it even if I'm hundreds of miles away offshore. This is going to be fun whenever my other half is at home at night... Stick on sexual healing for her whilst she gets pumped by the neighbout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, akredz said: We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. Get her on the next flight home. Where is your house over here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Mary Sandeman in her day was a fine looking woman, better than some of the monsters that have shown up on the MILF thread.“Strumpets of Yore” thread for this fetish....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away.I can check the rest of you whisky collection is ok brother. PM me your address and tell the wife to leave the door open 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I can check the rest of you whisky collection is ok brother. PM me your address and tell the wife to leave the door openShe's leaving that door wide open for you sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/12/i-met-my-girlfriends-parents-and-realised-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other“Daddy, meet my lovely new boyfriend....” [emoji44] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/12/i-met-my-girlfriends-parents-and-realised-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other “Daddy, meet my lovely new boyfriend....” So what would you do? If I was him I'd keep going out with her if I was in love with the girl, the father is hardly going to out himself as shagging young men behind his wife's back, I would have probably told the lassie that I was bi by now though Edited April 9, 2019 by Adam101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Adam101 said: So what would you do? If I was him I'd keep going out with her if I was in love with the girl, the father is hardly going to out himself as shagging young men behind his wife's back, I would have probably told the lassie that I was bi by now though How would you raise the subject? "Ooh baby you suck cock even better than your dad? Wait.. where are you going? I meant it as a compliment..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999"A search party struggled to find the body but eventually found a human skull and a pair of trousers"We've all been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, akredz said: the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. No cheese stolen? We can eliminate one suspect right away... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: that's going to be the epitaph for @Melanius Mullarkey you know... Does this mean there's a pair going spare? Colourwise, they are probably brown interior but nothing a quick wash through with Daz wouldnt shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Does this mean there's a pair going spare? Colourwise, they are probably brown interior but nothing a quick wash through with Daz wouldnt shift. Is Daz your manservant, what with you being Tayside royalty now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: How would you raise the subject? "Ooh baby you suck cock even better than your dad? Wait.. where are you going? I meant it as a compliment..." That's why I would stay quiet about the whole thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 That's why I would stay quiet about the whole thingAnd what if your ex-lover father-in-law to-be fancied hitting on you now and again ? 🤷♂️[emoji44][emoji56] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/mar/12/i-met-my-girlfriends-parents-and-realised-i-had-once-slept-with-her-father?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other “Daddy, meet my lovely new boyfriend....” Peak Granuiad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Ironic or what? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47864761 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: FTFY. I cant even get the misspelled version correct. I should be promoted to Editer in Cheif with imediate affect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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