Oooooft Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 13/11/2018 at 15:46, DA Baracus said: We've had a new safe put in at work to house various keys. It's one of those ones that required you to input a code to open. Today the manager was putting the batteries in the door for the panel and was setting up it, which requires a code to be selected. I made a suggestion to the manager for the code and am pleased to inform you all that the code for the safe in the office is now Reveal hidden contents 1690 Not quite the same level of guess ability ,but helpful if you're looking for a free defibrillator, there is a public access one in Lochinver, bolted in a locked case to the outside wall of the Spar. Key coded lock and they were meant to put a phone number on the case if you required the code to get it out. Being a hovel, they haven't did this, and instead put the code on the case so you can unlock it......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't mind mugs like you being worked in to your grave. But I don't want a 70 year old fireman being sent to rescue me. Don't worry, I wouldn't rescue you if I was a 30 year old fireman. I'd rather stay in a burning car than admit I needed you to rescue me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 I'd rather stay in a burning car than admit I needed you to rescue me.Stubborn auld b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd rather stay in a burning car than admit I needed you to rescue me. Stubborn auld b*****d. At least I'll retain my dignity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 36 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 43 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't mind mugs like you being worked in to your grave. But I don't want a 70 year old fireman being sent to rescue me. Don't worry, I wouldn't rescue you if I was a 30 year old fireman. Have you changed job from train conductor? Just asking because the Sarge had me down as an oil rig worker the other week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Found out I can retire in 2051. Something to look forward to. Railway pension update came through the post? Bring on 2043! Edit - 2048 (bugger [emoji20] ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Railway pension update came through the post? Bring on 2043! Edit - 2048 (bugger ) Pensions! You'll be walking out to the fields to nick turnips before you've finished paying for mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Have you changed job from train conductor? Just asking because the Sarge had me down as an oil rig worker the other week. Aren't you, I wonder what lead me to believe that? I admit I get the lazy, depressing Dunfermline supporters mixed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Aren't you, I wonder what lead me to believe that? I admit I get the lazy, depressing Dunfermline supporters mixed up.I believe 19QOS19's username is maybe a hint at what team he follows sarge! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 If they've come to help out, what are they doing sitting on their arses watching TV? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: We're about to have a baby and my folks have taken it upon themselves to invade my house while I'm at work to help out. This help seems to mostly consist of complaining about how my house is not exactly like their house, they can't work my TV, and the whole experience has been very tiring for them. Considering changing the locks. Careful, you don't want to blow the babysitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: I believe 19QOS19's username is maybe a hint at what team he follows sarge! I wasn't talking about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Have you changed job from train conductor? Just asking because the Sarge had me down as an oil rig worker the other week. Some people get a bit forgetful when they get older. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Some people get a bit forgetful when they get older. I didn't forget, I have confused him with someone else or he has said something that lead me to believe he was an oil worker, maybe about his work pattern. Now have you seen my specs or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 I wasn't talking about him.Touché 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I didn't forget, I have confused him with someone else or he has said something that lead me to believe he was an oil worker, maybe about his work pattern. Now have you seen my specs or not? He’s the lorry driving prozzie murderer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He’s the lorry driving prozzie murderer. Narrow it down a bit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Narrow it down a bit! Australian lorry driving prozzie murderer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Australian lorry driving prozzie murderer. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Australian lorry driving prozzie murderer.Immigrant stealing local jobs and murdering local hookers IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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