Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Ironic or what?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47864761To be known from this day on as Danny Drunkdriver.Stupid sod. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Is Daz your manservant, what with you being Tayside royalty now? I only employ svelt Eastern European females to clean my smalls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I only employ svelte Eastern European females to clean my smalls. They performed for some end of year ball at a friend's sports club. Unconfirmed if any bums were touched. And a wee FTFY too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They performed for some end of year ball at a friend's sports club. Unconfirmed if any bums were touched. And a wee FTFY too. Thanks for dropping in that e, there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I only employ svelt Eastern European females to clean my smalls. ^^^Lembit Opik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? A wanking machine. I think we’ve hit peak humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 32 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: A wanking machine. I think we’ve hit peak humanity. Might trade the wife in tbh..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 @DA Baracus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Stunning young charity collector approached me today like I was her long lost brother. And what are you up to today?Minding my own business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? Who is reluctant to w**k in hospitals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Stunning young charity collector approached me today like I was her long lost brother. And what are you up to today?Minding my own business.Been done this way before. Approached by a stunner with some small talk, then they break out the child soldier photos whilst you frantically try and figure out who this person is.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Stunning young charity collector approached me today like I was her long lost brother. And what are you up to today? Minding my own business. Been done this way before. Approached by a stunner with some small talk, then they break out the child soldier photos whilst you frantically try and figure out who this person is.... That's how the religious cults used to recruit too, more with a hint of sex being on the cards though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wonder who would come up with an idea like this? Don't envy the cleaner's job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 That's how the religious cults used to recruit too, more with a hint of sex being on the cards though.Lol yeah also had Jehovah's witnesses at the door using this tactic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Did some urban exploration today and came across some interesting artwork: I only drew the phat welt. Didn’t really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Did some urban exploration today and came across some interesting artwork: I only drew the phat welt. Didn’t really. You’ve done the place up nice m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Was at a christening today. Vicar poured a can of lager over the babies head instead of the old holy water. Poor kid was Fostered.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Is that the Ibrox trophy room 3rd one down?It’s in Grangemouth so must be Falkirk’s trophy room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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