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4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I caught the end of that paramedic programme.  The boy buzzing the gas canister hidden up his sleeve in the back of the ambulance was depressingly funny.

eta: The homeless guy being asked to sign the form absolving the ambulance crew from blame if he died was fucked up.

DO you drink?

Nope

Do you smoke?

Nope

Do you take drugs?

Nope.

OK, lets take this straight edge homeless maniac with his leg rotting off to hospital lads!

*sniffffffffffffffffffff*

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19 hours ago, ICTChris said:

There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant.  How is that possible?

My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. 

 

In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday :o

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My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. 
 
In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday [emoji33]

You stem those transplanted cells! Sorry, I’m new to this tbh...hope all goes well!
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20 hours ago, ICTChris said:

There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant.  How is that possible?

There was a thing in the paper last week about a girl who had a wean plop out of her when she was at work in a coffee shop. Had no idea. Said it's clearly a fighter because of all the drinking and smoking she did while she was pregnant. Whoops.

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My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. 
 
In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday [emoji33]
As both an internet stranger whom I like, and the spouse of an internet stranger whom I like, I wish you the absolute best in this. It will be a good day on P&B when you get it skelped. All the best.
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3 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said:

My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. 

 

In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday :o

f**k you cancer, 12 Ruel Street and bring yer Maw.

On the topic of unexpected pregnancies, would the fact that not having a period for some time not be a bit of a red flag (pun unintended).

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3 minutes ago, mathematics said:

I think I’m developing a thing for Sarah Pascoe.

I seen her at the gym in Edinburgh one year during the festival so added extra weight to the bar in order to impress her with my strength.

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On my way up the M90 I stopped at Kinross Services for a pish. Whilst doing what I stopped for I noticed the advertisement in front of me. It was for flatulence pants.
So if any P&Bers have a problem with flatulence and wish to hide it from your nearest and dearest then here is where to purchase the answer to all your prayers:
https://www.myshreddies.com/
You can thank me later.

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1 hour ago, Kmeister said:

On my way up the M90 I stopped at Kinross Services for a pish. Whilst doing what I stopped for I noticed the advertisement in front of me. It was for flatulence pants.
So if any P&Bers have a problem with flatulence and wish to hide it from your nearest and dearest then here is where to purchase the answer to all your prayers:
https://www.myshreddies.com/
You can thank me later.

But...But why would anyone want to contain their farts?  

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3 hours ago, ForzaDundee said:

When did it become acceptable for fully-grown Scottish men to get excited about shitey comic book movies and say words like "awesome" and "epic" to describe said movies? 

Agreed. They should only get excited about the good ones.

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Maybe they should invent a pair of keks with a wee windmill in the back. You could produce electricity while farting and charge your mobile in a sort of C02 offset. 

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Testing the prototype on Dragon's Den... 

 

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14 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

f**k you cancer, 12 Ruel Street and bring yer Maw.

On the topic of unexpected pregnancies, would the fact that not having a period for some time not be a bit of a red flag (pun unintended).

I was about to say the same thing. Don’t really understand how it is possible to miss unless my understanding of biology is way off.

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