tamthebam Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: I reached the summit of Mont Blanc yesterday. That's not Mont Blanc. That's the terracing at Gibbshill Park for Harthill's first game of the season, you lying get! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Only 25 but it's mental how the girls you used to think were 10/10 growing up in school are now utter rotten mincers. Not one of them is decent nowadays. All the while I've kept improving and am now a 8.5/10 looks and 6/10 personality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 I reached the summit of Mont Blanc yesterday. Not wearing a QoS top? Ridiculous. Sack the Board. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Only 25 but it's mental how the girls you used to think were 10/10 growing up in school are now utter rotten mincers. Not one of them is decent nowadays. All the while I've kept improving and am now a 8.5/10 looks and 6/10 personality. Conversely, some of the “wid nots” at school are now 8s-10s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: Conversely, some of the “wid nots” at school are now 8s-10s. so basically the fatherly advice to pass on to one's son and heir is "shag the wid nots at school because you never know and you can boast about it later on.." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottiBiabi Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 This popped up on my Facebook couple of days ago. Facebook is a strange strange place. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 21 hours ago, MONKMAN said: I reached the summit of Mont Blanc yesterday. You are clearly not at the summit. The ground slopes upwards to the right so that part is obviously higher than where you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Worth the money? https://www.flannels.com/saint-laurent-smiths-t-shirt-596168?colcode=59616801 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Arsehole is caught fly tipping fridge freezer. Polis make him recycle properly, fine him £41k and he loses his job.Karma is such a bitch........[emoji2]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/06/man-caught-fly-tipping-fridge-in-ravine-fined-and-made-to-drag-back?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 20 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Worth the money? https://www.flannels.com/saint-laurent-smiths-t-shirt-596168?colcode=59616801 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Worth the money? https://www.flannels.com/saint-laurent-smiths-t-shirt-596168?colcode=59616801 Would go well with this m8 (£2130) - go for it. https://www.flannels.com/gucci-velvet-gg-blazer-604040?colcode=60404003 Edited August 6, 2019 by Shandon Par bust link 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: You are clearly not at the summit. The ground slopes upwards to the right so that part is obviously higher than where you are. The indoor snowy place at Braehead, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Worth the money? https://www.flannels.com/saint-laurent-smiths-t-shirt-596168?colcode=59616801 There one for a fiver m8- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 There one for a fiver m8- I just heard that T-shirt call me a jock and referred to Sturgeon as Wee Krankie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 On 05/08/2019 at 05:55, Shandon Par said: Brazilian drug dealer (aged 41) tries to escape jail by dressing up as his 19 y/o daughter: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-49234874 This fella killed himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 It's really fucking hot here. (Not the best photo, but it says 50°.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Brazilian drug dealer (aged 41) tries to escape jail by dressing up as his 19 y/o daughter:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-49234874. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 4 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: It's really fucking hot here. (Not the best photo, but it says 50°.) Are you in the county jail? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/fantasy-football/254166/fantasy-football-team-names-best-funniest/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 A mate of mine is on holiday in Trier, where Karl Marx was born. Near his birthplace they have install this set of lights at the pedestrian crossing: My granny visited a friend of hers in Trier in the 1930s. Hitler was also visiting Trier at the same time so my Granny saw Hitler. The Trier accent is apparently quite thick and difficult for other Germans to understand so the people my Granny knew were saying things like "look at that little Austrian idiot" without the Gestapo realising what they were on about. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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