Romeo Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 42 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I saw a private registration plate today which read CHILLAXIN. I have never been so embarrassed on someone else's behalf in all my life. Don't registration plates have a max of 7 characters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 47 minutes ago, Romeo said: Don't registration plates have a max of 7 characters? 9 in Western Australia. Don't ever doubt one of my anecdotes ever again. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Galway Anti-Irish Network [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Dee Man said: 9 in Western Australia. Don't ever doubt one of my anecdotes ever again. Not doubting it, but was gonna get Mrs Romeo a plate a few years ago (i know, i know) and couldn't really get what she wanted to work out properly because of the limitations, thought they might have changed it.. So don't ever doubt my intentions again. eta Bloody immigrants.. Edited October 30, 2019 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Romeo said: Not doubting it, but was gonna get Mrs Romeo a plate a few years ago (i know, i know) and couldn't really get what she wanted to work out properly because of the limitations, thought they might have changed it.. So don't ever doubt my intentions again. eta Bloody immigrants.. SL69 PER? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Romeo said: Not doubting it, but was gonna get Mrs Romeo a plate a few years ago (i know, i know) and couldn't really get what she wanted to work out properly because of the limitations, thought they might have changed it.. So don't ever doubt my intentions again. eta Bloody immigrants.. *emigrant to you. You should move to Australia and get her a 9 character plate and not even have to worry about putting numbers in it. Problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 9 in Western Australia. Don't ever doubt one of my anecdotes ever again.Jeez, chillax m9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Quote Mr Vaz said that night with the two rent boys where he pretended to be a washing machine repair man called Jim was all a dreadful misunderstanding - and that he had only wanted to chat about interior design. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7624829/Shamed-Keith-Vaz-taken-hospital-just-hours-sex-drugs-shame-report.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7624829/Shamed-Keith-Vaz-taken-hospital-just-hours-sex-drugs-shame-report.html I'll bet his wife's not very happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I played futsal for 2 hours on Monday night, it's now Thursday and I'm still absolutely knackered. Good though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Snafu said: Things To Do In Stockport When You're Drunk. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7634081/Drunk-man-jailed-tried-sex-pile-LEAVES-Premier-Inn-car-park.html How does someone ever decide that this is a good idea? I seem to remember Stockport being far worse than this back in the 90's! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 21 hours ago, welshbairn said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7624829/Shamed-Keith-Vaz-taken-hospital-just-hours-sex-drugs-shame-report.html Mr Vaz said that night with the two rent boys where he pretended to be a washing machine repair man called Jim was all a dreadful misunderstanding - and that he had only wanted to chat about interior design. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Got yet another excellent haircut at Magic Barbers in Carnoustie today, no chit chat or any of that shite either, just cuts your hair and you go home. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I played futsal for 2 hours on Monday night, it's now Thursday and I'm still absolutely knackered. Good though [emoji4]Futsal is great fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: 7 hours ago, sjc said: I played futsal for 2 hours on Monday night, it's now Thursday and I'm still absolutely knackered. Good though Futsal is great fun. Are own goals in it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Are own goals in it?I don't invite people who do this. They stick to just normal kick ball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 5 hours ago, Snafu said: Things To Do In Stockport When You're Drunk. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7634081/Drunk-man-jailed-tried-sex-pile-LEAVES-Premier-Inn-car-park.html How does someone ever decide that this is a good idea? Did they charge him with rustling? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I really need to grow up. My youngest is doing harry potter at school at the moment. He was talking about it and said that Dumbledore destroyed Voldemort’s ring and i had to stifle my laugh. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I’m “trapped wind pain” years old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Got yet another excellent haircut at Magic Barbers in Carnoustie today, no chit chat or any of that shite either, just cuts your hair and you go home. Thank you. There's a hipster barbers just round the corner from me that gives you a free beer as you wait. Cunningly though, the price of their haircuts is about the price of a beer more expensive than other local barbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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