throbber Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Would you really want to be drinking in the company you are in anyway? Thought you hated the FIL?I would still enjoy the day and put family dynamics to one side regardless. I don’t hate the FIL he has just acted like a complete arsehole to his children in his first marriage in favour of his new wife and needs to grow a pair of balls. There have been a couple of proper awful things he has done in the last year which made me not want to go to his for Christmas Day but that entire side of the family will be there so it’s not just about me/him anyway. I’m sure I’ll have fun not drinking anyway and I’ll be back home for 8 o clock and can fill my boots then and every other day until I go back to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: That wouldn’t be very Christmassy would it? No room in the inn (car) - very Christmassy imho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 I still holding out hope that Throbber has played this fool and actually has Christmas dinner lined up at his own house, and just fucks Throbbettes dad off without so much as a phone call. IIRC he did say he was considering this option, so anytging less is a bottle job (IMO)Again, it’s not really my shout to make and the people who would actually be let down by us not showing up haven’t acted like dicks this year. The girlfriends grandparents will be there for example so would be a dick move to not let them see their great grandkids on Christmas Day just because I have decided to throw the toys out the pram. I will promise to teabag the Yorkshire pudding mix in taking to the party before I put it in the oven though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, throbber said: I would still enjoy the day and put family dynamics to one side regardless. I don’t hate the FIL he has just acted like a complete arsehole to his children in his first marriage in favour of his new wife and needs to grow a pair of balls. There have been a couple of proper awful things he has done in the last year which made me not want to go to his for Christmas Day but that entire side of the family will be there so it’s not just about me/him anyway. I’m sure I’ll have fun not drinking anyway and I’ll be back home for 8 o clock and can fill my boots then and every other day until I go back to work. A noble sacrifice on your part throbber. Plus, you can always just sit jingling the car keys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 I will promise to teabag the Yorkshire pudding mix in taking to the party before I put it in the oven though. The Ghost of Christmas Paste ?orThe Ghost of Christmas Yet To Cum ?[emoji1335][emoji1335] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: . I will promise to teabag the Yorkshire pudding mix in taking to the party before I put it in the oven though. Fucking disgusting. Yorkshire puddings with your Christmas dinner? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Maybe FM thread for this but this guy just popped up on my scouting list 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 I just shaved in exactly the same time as Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" takes to play. 4:26. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) Banged up. Wid. Edited December 24, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 3 hours ago, throbber said: That wouldn’t be very Christmassy would it? If you lived in Vietnam, the dog would be easier to take with you - in 2 large Tupperware dishes or in foil if you wanted it to be kept warm enough till you got there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 minute ago, hearthammer said: If you lived in Vietnam, the dog would be easier to take with you - in 2 large Tupperware dishes or in foil if you wanted it to be kept warm enough till you got there. And you've got twice the chance of getting a leg. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, GordonD said: And you've got twice the chance of getting a leg. But you'd probably end up with a dose of the Shih Tzus if Throbber hadn't followed the cooking instructions properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 But you'd probably end up with a dose of the Shih Tzus if Throbber hadn't followed the cooking instructions properly.Would you need a Lab report to confirm the diagnosis? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Fucking disgusting. Yorkshire puddings with your Christmas dinner?You wouldn’t be saying that if you tried my Yorkshire pudding recipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Fucking disgusting. Yorkshire puddings with your Christmas dinner?Roast meat, potatoes, veg, gravy... why wouldn't you have Yorkshire puddings? It's about the best part of any Sunday roast. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, throbber said: You wouldn’t be saying that if you tried my Yorkshire pudding recipe. Is "pudding" your Terrier's name ?? Do you dae liver too ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Is "pudding" your Terrier's name ?? Do you dae liver too ??I use 300 ml milk 250 g sifted four 4 eggs And a good lump of mustard and salt/pepper. Then I stick the oven up to about 220 and put the oil in the tray that has little circles in it and then put the mix into that, usually takes 15 minutes max. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 minute ago, throbber said: I use 300 ml milk 250 g sifted four 4 eggs And a good lump of mustard and salt/pepper. Then I stick the oven up to about 220 and put the oil in the tray that has little circles in it and then put the mix into that, usually takes 15 minutes max. Pics (as and when) or . . . . . . . . . . . . . I assume you wok your dog early in the morning before you start with your puds ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Pics (as and when) or . . . . . . . . . . . . . I assume you wok your dog early in the morning before you start with your puds ??It’s not my dog, it is a guest. The b*****d keeps shitting in my back garden which is starting to get annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: I use 300 ml milk 250 g sifted four 4 eggs And a good lump of mustard and salt/pepper. Then I stick the oven up to about 220 and put the oil in the tray that has little circles in it and then put the mix into that, usually takes 15 minutes max. Wee bit lard rather than oil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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